ericofarabia

And they would have been top had they not lost at home to a small little ambitionless south coast club the week before

Me too, sour grapes from the gobby fish fornicating little turd. Losing home and away to the gimp rank highly in last seasons low points (if you know what I mean).

Look into my eyes .... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ... you're under. Right, now sign this little 1000 quid pledge to The Trust, thank you very much!! Meanwhile, I looked at 2 of the job vacancíes and had to marvel at the ineptitude on display, or maybe they are actually correct? Casual Coaches Wanted. - PUBLISHED 16:10 29th September 2014 by Pompey in the Community Pompey in the Community are looking for coaches to work on a casual area in the Portsmouth, Gosport & Fareham and East Hants (Alton, Liphook, Petersfield, Havant and Hayling Island) areas. Training up The New 657 Yoof maybe? Good luck finding any well dressed casuals in that scruffy cesspit!! Match Officials Wanted ..... (presumably due to the ones supplied by The FL not being able to cope with the Passionate Atmosphere at Fortress Fatpipes Megadome. Sadly it is for U19 fixures, but the closing line was interesting ..... Competitive match official rates will be played. Wheel of Fortune? Paper, Rock, Scissors? Lucky Dip from a Jamboree Bag? LMFAO.

Bait to lure AL in, although it seems he was already determined to be there before the season had even finished.? Keep Lovren's head company until the rest of him arrived?

In the 70's ..... about 2 seconds after the away team had scored .... all heads turned towards the away support and an almighty "You're gonna get your phucking heads kicked in" would ring out. It took ages before MOTD got around to thinking that it might be a good idea to edit it out!!

That wasn't emotion, it was sheer embarrassment on his behalf that he already done the dirty on us, but hadn''t yet come clean about it to his adoring followers who'd voted for him. With the announcement of each award, you could see him cringing ... öh feck, not another one....". Many people on here posted straight away .... "he's off then" after seeing the look in his eyes and non commital answers to questions put to him. It wasn't as if it was a spur of the moment decision once Liverpool put in a bid for him, he'd been bashing his bishop night after night at the thought of moving to Liverpool long before the end of the season, when supposedly giving his all as captain of us. And then refusing to hand in a transfer request was the final insult .... actually it wasn't though was it .... The Echo Advert was basically an egotistical FIGJAM moment, whether or not it was his idea or his advisors, it was crass to say the least. Rant over ... Tadic looks a like a more than adequate replacement at a fraction of the cost.

Wowzer .... I'll have a pint of what he is drinking please, must be pretty potent stuff!!

Pelle or Schexy Ron? Not a 3 way surely!!

Nail on head!!

+1 .... even if you are on wind up Mr T, (which tbh I don't think you are!!) A couple of months ago I was, in football matters, a very dark place. But now it is shinning brightly and I can't take this stupid mile off my face!! I guess it calls for a little bit of this... (i'm sure evn Morgan had a beaming smile at the end of the match!!

José Fonte‏@F6NTE·1m Morning SAINTS !!! Today we need all of you to make St Mary's tremble!! #wemarchon together as 1 OK you heard The Man ..... make it happen!! COYS

Er ............ a mujch earlier winner then you think!! Posted by adriansfc ..... 2 days later!! Who remembers the awful Harry and Jim song? Still amazed we sang that. Still, 'going down, with Harry and Glenn' might work. Plagarism!! I have copyright on that chant. My lawyers will be in touch with yours!!

What an absolutely brilliant article. This boy certainly knows his stuff about us, right down to little details such as the away cup tie at Sunderland and fans getting up at 4am. Hope the QPR backroom staff and players aren't this thorough!!

Totally agree. Either don't mention us again ever, or at least find it in your heart to say something positive about the time you spent here once in a while.

There is a difference when you pull on that Liverpool shirt to playing for Southampton or any other different team, but it is a great feeling as well. There’s the fans. You can see the relationship they have with the players here and that is something I hope to build myself. " LOL .... presuming you manage to avoid a last minute injury or illness, when you return to SMS you will find out what sort of relationship you now have with Saints Fans and it won't be pretty!! WAC he has turned into. Maybe we should give Clattenburg a big apology today.

Come on you Red and White Machine. Lets make our class tell and send Redkrap and Glenda packing. Looks like a near sell out, hope there is a cracking atmosphere.

Can't get excited by Golf at all. They tell the crowd to be silent and then place a friggin TV helicopter overhead the player about to play his shot!! I want to kick the TV in each time I hear some twonk shout out "In The Hole" Dubai Phil is creaming himself though!!

I thought it was something to do with Dubai, and was surprised that I'd already posted on the thread, yet couldn't remember doing so, until I got to the bit about the name change!!

Learning a trade for life after football?

I hope our players are all up for it, and not knackered through staying up till stupid o clock playing FIFA15 ;-) How about a revamped version, of what has to be the worst song we ever had (I refused to sing it), the cringeworthy "We're staying up, with Harry and Jim" God just typing it makes me want to vomit. The new version, when we are cruising along 3 or 4 goals to the good, could be "You're going down, with Harry and Glenn"

This is just plain weird!! Just as well we got rid then!! Spanish or Argie ... he's still a Juan Kerr. All the end of season "I am under contract for another year, nothing to discuss" bollix. I really think we have come out on top manager wise. RK spent some time in Spain should we be watching his pronounciations? I think he's damn right Schexy ... and I'm straight!! EDit ... and slightly pre match p!ssed as well. I thank you.

OMG ... is he saying Luke is Gay? Is there a Nandos on Canal Street? Blimey.

Meanwhile profits and share prices at Nandos plummet!!

Strange decision unless they think / know he'll be gone in The Jan Window. Puts us back to square 1 again keeper wise.

With a 2245 KO time here, I don't particulary want ET and Pens either. Luckily I'm not working tomorrow, but halfway through a bottlle of wine ahead of hitting The Barasti lBar to watch the match later. I simply hate watching penalty shoot outs. Hell I'm just short of having a heart attack watching other teams who I don't give a rats arse about, watching us might be just too much!!