del boy

Good post, weve got a "luvvies", "pathetic" and a "smell the coffee" already, could still do with a few ITKs, WTFs, FFSs, references to great previous managers and preferably mention of a Friday takeover

The head - hit - nail

He could terrorise a few defenses

Magic Roundabout Perfect Strangers Mission Impossible Real kids, real adventures Lowbocop but wer'e still waiting for.. Return of the Saint

Funny old game

My fave would be "WTF"

Good, could do with a bit of height up front

Wotte timing Wotte next WTF

Possibly - Marshall, Otsemobor, Doherty, Grounds, Bertrand, Croft, Clingan, Fotheringham, Hoolahan, Cureton, Russell

Thats an amazing poll result so far - completely at odds with the general air of gloom and doom that prevails on this forum most of the time. Almost 90% thinking we will stay up and most thinking we will be mid table or higher! Are you sure we can put that sort of thing on here?

some excellent examples of leading questions

Good to see a sensible post every few weeks

Its debatable where his correct position is, but you're right - he does tend to go missing

Sorry, my attempts at humour are going to have to be less subtle... too many shining wits on here.

If he was really serious he's have said "by Friday"

There's been quite a bit of talk on here about us being led by a bunch of bankers

At least he will be fit then

Irrespective of what else you've written its very arrogant to write "look it up" - you are immediately assuming you are superior to everyone else. Its almost vainglorious

Sounds like we were unlucky again, good job were only 2 points from being out of the bottom three

Another Friday comes and goes..

Gutted we were beaten to his signature.

Well said mate

Arturo is the new Rudi

Do you mean Kaka?

Can't imagine being on £10,000 a week and just having to turn up and have a knock about in training - nighmare