Jonnyboy

Page 1500! Hello Mum!

Turkish always was a charmer.

Are you grooming him? Perhaps he cottoned onto it?

what forum?

I heard Cortese has a thing for his wife. (see: sfc wags thread)

source?

There were some twitter pics on here before of Hammonds and Lallanas who were both nice. Of course Theo's was always the best.

She's actually 7ft2".

For £65 mill, Id become bisexual.

Thought his speech today was pretty good. He does give good speech. ALthough he did sound like he'd taken on a few Cameronisms (or maybe the other way round).

A nice red tarmac would be about a quarter of that?

Cam belt changed at all?

I'm happy to accept my prize in cash.

ahem, skate!

She certainly hopes you did, or at least went and bought the single to maturbate too.

It's safe to say we're all talking boll*cks!

Say what?

Good lad J-Rod

I think the real answer you are seeking is, yes, it's time to stop procrastinating and get that wife of yours up the duff.

Fine, 9987

ok, so for £15 you pay: £5 of 5p coins, £5 of 10p coins, £4.60 of 20p coins, 20p of 2p coins, 20p of 1p coins. That'd be annoying.

Was that from Steeeeve himself?

How much are tickets tonight? (that OS does my head in)

You'd have raped him?

No lies in any of them.