Jonnyboy

I saw kelly brook wearing only these the other day. Schwing!

Marbellos (?) on SHirley high street do a good BOGOF on large pizzas, as do Herbies in Bitterne, sometimes do the spend 30 squid get 50 per cent off deal on pizzahut website too.

Maybe she would like a night out in a pub - first day of legal drinking and all?

Seems to me its mainly American banks that caused all the problems - the rates of repossessions of houses over there is very high showing that it was their banks that lent irresponsibly and had a knockon effect on the rest of the western world...

Me too! Im in row P by the way.

I thought there was cheap skiing these days in eastern Europe - has anyone done any of these places recently?

Mine is Smokey Cornish

What do you sell?

I can be cameraman

Surely everyone is working on a thursday? WHy cant it be a weekend?

I went to my last Grandparent's funeral on Monday. She made it to 90 so did well. I noted that the only tears were coming from the females present...

hockey eh?

Jeez , that doesnt sound like ya typical Matiz driver

Couldnt you just have dropped it down a drain?

Much prefer his other books, especially Filth

Mine is like how I imagine Rupert Lowe to be, so generally I dont like him but he can be charming when he has too.

What about this Dean chap at Blackburn?

Wont they just turn you away if you dont turn up with a kid??

I just bought 3

Id like to, but the draw as a seller is that ebay has millions and millions of potential buyers - its Catch 22

You ar elike one of these annoying Saints fans who only talk about Pompey and how much you hate them.

WHo is gonna pay for all this? One cruise missile costs like half a million squid.

yeah, "cabbage" seeds, see: Cabbage Face

Dont do speed beforehand

Just keep your head out of the way of flying fists and you'll be fine.