Jonnyboy

What do you sell?

I can be cameraman

Surely everyone is working on a thursday? WHy cant it be a weekend?

I went to my last Grandparent's funeral on Monday. She made it to 90 so did well. I noted that the only tears were coming from the females present...

hockey eh?

Jeez , that doesnt sound like ya typical Matiz driver

Couldnt you just have dropped it down a drain?

Much prefer his other books, especially Filth

Mine is like how I imagine Rupert Lowe to be, so generally I dont like him but he can be charming when he has too.

What about this Dean chap at Blackburn?

Wont they just turn you away if you dont turn up with a kid??

I just bought 3

Id like to, but the draw as a seller is that ebay has millions and millions of potential buyers - its Catch 22

You ar elike one of these annoying Saints fans who only talk about Pompey and how much you hate them.

WHo is gonna pay for all this? One cruise missile costs like half a million squid.

yeah, "cabbage" seeds, see: Cabbage Face

Dont do speed beforehand

Just keep your head out of the way of flying fists and you'll be fine.

Or squirrell away in an offshore bank account until house prices crash even more.

Any tickets left?

Looks like Im going in the home end for that one too then...

My mate got A-levels and then dropped out of uni aged 20. Got a job at Southampton air port about 10 years ago. Next thing is he's on ATC training, moved to work at Heathrow and Gatwick and then Holland, now on megabucks as one in Dubai. Strange hours and misses his family whom havent been given visas to live there yet

Whats the opportunity?

Funny EDL Interview - Incoherent Anger, Muslamic Infidels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M

Edit - I knew that wasnt going in