Jonnyboy

i opened my van door and left the tiniest possible mark on a business womans flash sports cars wing mirror, ***** insisted on claiming on my insurance, i coulda fixed it in 30 secs if id had some tcut on me. my mrs also left a tiny mark on someones bumper, they claimed about 250 quid to replace that. get a life you arseholes, people in general i mean, not the op

thought you were a big schneidi fan?

rickies finishing still a big worry

stay off the charlie skipper

brighton man eh?, well youve got the right name ;-)

ever get your free tickets the os promised?

will get injured again, no doubt

looks like one end is bent

what are your rates and what do i have to do?

whoosh

any chance of a job?

****, id forgotten about those, used to read them as a kid in the 80s

is your real name lord young...

if you arent part of the solution you are part of the problem

love between men and boys by un. known

she enjoyed working with me last night

My lodgers cousins cousin

why wait til she's away

didnt leftback say we didnt offer him a pay rise? maybe middlesborough were going to offer a better contract...

you mean the mass debate...

a lot of recent players in there, points to bad management i guess

is it just me or are lights much brighter these days i always seem to be accusing passing cars of having full beam on

16. damn that makes me feel old now. im pretty much old enough to be her father...

but he eats too much butter