Jonnyboy

if you ever spill my pint and cause me to lose 10p of its value, im gonna take you to the cleaners

what an unpredictable response

why dont you just play it on a pc?

i hate censorship

thats alright, most of his stuff mocks you

he can deface my property anytime he likes, itll shoot up in value!

i opened my van door and left the tiniest possible mark on a business womans flash sports cars wing mirror, ***** insisted on claiming on my insurance, i coulda fixed it in 30 secs if id had some tcut on me. my mrs also left a tiny mark on someones bumper, they claimed about 250 quid to replace that. get a life you arseholes, people in general i mean, not the op

thought you were a big schneidi fan?

rickies finishing still a big worry

stay off the charlie skipper

brighton man eh?, well youve got the right name ;-)

ever get your free tickets the os promised?

will get injured again, no doubt

looks like one end is bent

what are your rates and what do i have to do?

whoosh

any chance of a job?

****, id forgotten about those, used to read them as a kid in the 80s

is your real name lord young...

if you arent part of the solution you are part of the problem

love between men and boys by un. known

she enjoyed working with me last night

My lodgers cousins cousin

why wait til she's away