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Rewrite it dune. Omit the first word replace it with WHEN. 'If'. FFS !

Is it a brand of mouthwash? I don't get it.

and I can't even listen to it on my tranny either. That's ridiculous. Sky have ruined everything.

Big bearded fella, grey shirt, centre. George from The Englishman?

Who let that bloke in the glitter wig in!!! FFS, I thought that nonsense was a new lower league tinpot club phenomena.

Jim 'Bullseye' Bowen, right side 2nd back.

As it's not on telly the only way they'l get to see their club's final CCC game is by being there, I reckon they'll turn up in numbers.

That's not what it say's though.

Why aren't Radio Solent broadcasting our game this Saturday? I checked the schedule for 15:00 and they've got Gardener's World on!!!

Don't rule ou a narrowboat Tractor Saint. Tight Fit every night.

Personally I fancy west ham to draw (score draw mind) and us to win. What r those odds?

I hope Nicola makes it season ticket holders only next season, this has gone on for long enough. People who attend only when it suits are scum and if they dont like it they can go support Pompey.

No Turkish, they went to Middlesboro to get away from you.

Not forgetting 'pulling mussels from a shell' behind a chalet. Makes a holiday complete.

Rule 1 pap.

Anyone tried those crisps made from parsnips? Dis-gus-ting.

They're the new Southampton.

Will they be playing Pompey at moneyfields? Or have they leapfrogged them?

This. Needs more tats.

'wealth creator', I think that's the correct term. Can I get this right please. It's okay to like the Monkees yeah?

Oh how I miss Hughie Green, MickeyMost and the others. Tbh, im not sure what's not to like. He is a genius and great ambassador.

Remember the good old days of goal averages?

I'm takin me wellies just in case.

Tor

Radhi, Punch, Bart.