The Japanese are part of a Far East marketing strategy - we shall quadruple replica shirt sales with them in the squad. A shrewd, far sighted move by the board.
He's coming - we'll play him for 12-18 months then he'll graduate to a senior coaching and academy development role.
Will massively increase our future pulling power with impressionable, talented younger players who might normally dismiss us as prospective club. A genius move by Cortese et al.
It is all part of a our long term strategy to replicate the team names with the 76 Cup winning side.
We are presently scouting furiously for a young McCalliog, a Blythe, and a Turner as goalie, hoping to complete some deals before the window shuts.
I can just see the Chairman's opening speech at the Baggies Board meeting pre-season:
"The aim this season - like last and next - is to carefully orchestrate alternate relegations and promotions. The last thing we need is to get established as a comfortable, mid - table Premiership club, it would be a disaster"
It all makes for such soulless stadia these days. Heaven forbid a flag might obscure an advertising hoarding, or worse still, pose a health and safety risk...
Adkins is going to be a bloody genius given time. Compliments Cortese's rampant ambition perfectly. We are going places.
If we get that Ramirez bloke we are really going to tweak some noses this season.