Saint_clark

"Beep. Must. Score. Goals. Beep."

This, he was just delighted at reaching 20 goals.

Would the ash cloud have added a few hours onto his plane trip?

Just use those, there weren't any other ones. I'd vote for Lambert V Dons to be honest.

Good vid on Saintsplayer of the lap of honour. Some of the WAGs look lovely. Glad to see Barnard there, I didn't notice him at the time - thought there was a rift or something.

Don't, please just don't. In fact edit your post quick before Dalek sees it.

Doesn't stop it being ridiculous.

If they were on sale before 10.30 there must be SOMEONE who bought one?

Claridge? Ignore it then, the bloke knows sod all and just spouts off paper talk pretending to be ITK.

No I mean at his peak he will be a good league one target man Might just cut it in the lower CCC, but definitely no higher.

I know, I was just saying that it should be taken with a pinch of salt.

Spooned all his chances but won a fair amount of headers V Jaidi. Will be a good league one target man.

"Heard that" is the same as reading it on here. I heard that Paul Allen had bought the club a few years ago.

I take it you weren't there? It was patronising to the extreme and completely unnecessary, everyone was practically asleep until he started all that.

Martin looked like he'd played there for 15 years, Chamberlain looked very dangerous. Promising stuff.

I thought I was the only person who saw it that way for a while there.

What's priceless is that you only have Brighton supporting mates and your username is Bender.

Are you talking about the Hoddle rumour that you yourself just started up, or all the rumours about Pardew in general?

He did, but one swallow doesn't make a slut and all that.

Coming from you, the ultimate king of assumptions and guesswork, that is quite an offensive question.

At your reply.

This. And the players want Pardew to stay, i'd imagine they'd be pretty disillusioned with life here if he was sacked.

They're breaking the law, they can grab hold of them and pull them to the ground - which I might add is exactly what the stewards did, with no qualms at all.

This is exactly what I mean. If they are there to prevent trouble, why oh why did they stand 5-10 yards on the pitch and let people run past them?