Saint_clark

I feel blessed that I find myself not caring if we get promoted or not. The premier league is dead to me. I find myself actively wishing for the European super league to happen and all the top sides, and money, to fuck off.

Did he travel to alternate realities to find out?

Not sure why anybody thought he'd be better a league lower. Same with Bazunu.

How are Bazunu and Stephens playing?

As good as the passing was when I saw it, is it worth it if the trade-off is such a leaky defence?

Shame they're the only two goalkeepers in the world.

Can confirm every shot on target has been a goal.

Fucking hell lads. Give me time to post.

Adam Armstrong ffs.

Need an extra body in midfield. Get Toone off for Zelem.

Get the fuck in Russo.

Not sure what you're watching, England have been a lot more direct this game.

You'll see some proper shithouse football from Colombia now.

The amount Colombia are rolling around we're gonna see 20 minutes added on each half.

Moyes doesn't want him to come here, Downes probably doesn't want to be here, literally being used as a bargaining chip by whoever is organising the transfer...doesn't sound ideal.

Having thought about it, if Liverpool nick Caicedo from Chelsea then surely Chelsea just come in for Lavia?

Motivate him with the idea of a move to City in a year or two and winning the title over Liverpool, I guess.

If he stays I hope he is actually able to knuckle down and put in the kind of performances we know he can. It'll be infuriating if he sits on the bench all season because his heads been messed with so much.

I said this about the Sheffield Weds goal we conceded. People were moaning the fact that Smallbone was marking the player who scored, when all he had to do was jump at the right moment to disrupt the attackers view of the ball and nudge him slightly out of position. I don't have a problem with having two players assigned "zones" while the rest man mark, with the two players attacking the ball to clear it if it's heading for their area and the man markers just focusing on disrupting the attackers. But to assign half our team to zones is mental.

I don't think anyone had even considered a scenario in which we keep Lavia but sell JWP.

Should set a deadline and say we're not selling past this point, one week before the end of the window maybe.

Exactly, clubs that size aren't going to win regularly. If he stays on as a coach he may be with them when they win a trophy again in another 20 years.

Me and my brother used to take a family friends kid, young lad about 14 to the games. One wintery game there were piles of snow all around the stadium where they'd scraped it aside. Thought it would be funny to pick him up and throw him into it, watch him sink into the soft fluffy snow and struggle to get himself out. It had compacted into hard ice. In front of hundreds of bystanders we launched a 14 year old lad onto rock solid ice and nearly caved his spine in. Was still funny. (Disclaimer - I don't think this is "crazy", but it's certainly the moment I most wanted to run and hide when it happened. Really embarrassing).

West Ham fan I know did mention to me the day before yesterday that they were after McTominay and reckoned he would be preferred as he is "more attacking" (!?).

Always look like washed out pink when it's pinstripe.