Saint_clark

A 3-0 win with Lambert, Sharp and Lallana getting the goals would be the "fairytale" scenario.

Fonte has been average all season, but very poor over the last month or so.

Wouldn't really work with live games, when do you switch between them?

Davis Fraser - Martin - Jos - Fox De Ridder - Morgan - Cork - Lallana Lambert - Sharp

Banned whilst pretending to be drunk has got to be one of the worst exits ever.

Fullbacks that good won't come to a team like us.

But when you've got a player as out of form as Fonte, I think you cannot afford to keep him in the side. Martin has done his job well when called upon this season - no reason to suspect he wouldn't do so again.

I do think that if people are making idiots of themselves and those who are "on their side" (in this case Saints fans) actually made a point of telling them so at the time and in person, they would stand a better chance of growing up/changing their ways.

Agreed. Remember Pompeys open top bus parade for getting to the semi final of the FA cup? Jesus.

Not for me thanks, things like that should only happen if you're going to get thousands and thousands of people turning out.

I said after the Reading game that we should have dropped Fonte for Martin, but despite his massive c*ck ups the majority of people responded telling me "you can't change the team around at such a vital stage of the season based on a few games form"...well when can you change it around then!? Hooiveld however has been outstanding.

Leaving soon, stocked up with a load of grub from Morrisons - I too am drinking strongbow, no shame in it. Got just over an hours sleep last night I reckon.

How do we know she didn't give clear consent? I've been p*ssed out of my face before, said and done things perfectly fine, and not remembered them in the morning.

Apparently when somebody is that drunk, they are not capable of giving consent...so if you have sex with someone who says yes but is over the legal limit, it could be considered rape. What a load of f*cking rubbish.

I take it you're going then?

Thought at the time that Sharp was offside for the 3rd, that video makes me even more certain. Got lucky there.

It was funny when sung at Lewington, but makes no sense when the players it's being sung at aren't ginger.

Burke for right wing, Whittingham for CM, Pearce or Chester for CB.

If it's the version I think it is, then get Freddy Adu, Sherman Cardenas and Brian McBride. The first two might cost around £3million together, but McBride you can get on a free and he scores a ton of goals. Agbonlahor on loan is another good move. There was also a CB called Hernani or something, but not entirely sure.

Exactly. If you read the OP properly, you'll find a reasonable question was asked by the customer, a sh*tty reply was given by the employee and the customer responded in kind.

As if Fergie Snr cares one jot about us and Hammers.

Hilarious.

The club are absolutely right to maximise revenue streams, but that is shocking customer service. Certainly not the "politest possible way" of saying it, as suggested above. You're right - and a place like the megastore should have better customer service than just "no chance, forget it" or "f*ck off".

Forum rules state that any tickets for sale must be done so at face value. As for offering duplicate tickets - big no no. If you want to rip people off/break the terms and conditions of the ticket do it through a different medium, it's not tolerated here.

I don't agree with him, but that is NOT what he is saying. He's saying money exchanged hands, not that they did it out of a petty grudge.