Alain Perrin

Reacting to it is just called 'being a *****'.

Glad to see our fickle fans will still find something to moan about....

I had to go to the toilet in St Mary's the other day and wipe my own arse. This is a disgrace. Luker out. Kind regards, a ***t

Saintsweb in 'storm in a teacup' shocker....

No I don't. We win 5-1 against a team above us and you're still a negative git....

Anyway to paraphrase Souness - "when has anyone who knows anything about football been called Nicola?"

There are are several ways to interpret a quote: He said that recent League One results have “not been satisfactory”. That's not rocket science, we'd had a couple of bore draws, but neither was he referencing playoffs directly. There is a school of thought (not one I'm sure I believe) that he made the comment to take pressure off the team in the cup fixtures. I think there's a danger we read too much into it either way.

Vectis has made the same point I was going to. In fact there are 10 fixtures between now and the end of the season when the current top 6 play each other. In addition there are 5 fixtures where we play the top 6. It's very tight, but still doable. Worth thinking that if we'd drawn at Norwich and won at Wycombe, the wrist slitters probably wouldn't have been posting.

I put all moaners on ignore..... Who said that?

To be fair what did you expect them to do? Arrest anyone with a blue shirt with coins in their pockets? Unless you and independent witnesses could identify the perpetrator, there's nothing they could have done.

So long Marcus and thanks for all the cash.

Later that week in the court room..... The Judge : I have decided to write of all of Portsmouths debts and grant them immunity from any further action. Peter Storie : That is excellent news. The Judge : Not really, I am winding you up.

The banking of the seats at wember-ly is so steep perhaps I'll be hanging on rather than standing

No. I'll be standing. But anyone who stands without respect for those behind them is a knuckle dragger. Twice away this season (Bristol and Swindon) I've seen people standing when young kids / OAPs who couldn't stand for 45mins missed the game directly behind them. They knew they were there but did nothing, just carried on standing like the knuckledraggers they were. Personally I think it's a bit unfair.

It is a science though. Against one team that team might be effective, against others (say with pacey strikers) it may be less so. In addition, Jaidi and Connolly can't play 3 games a week. Personally I am happy with minimal changes to: a) retain the spine of the team (having Hammond back will help enormously) b) nullify key threats in the opposition c) rest and rotate older legs Oh and cup ties don't help either.... Other than that, it's simple

Sorry that you missed the match. You must be gutted.

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Even the Exeter manager said the game nearly didn't go ahead because the pitch was a glue pot. I suspect it had something, but not everything, to do with it. Unless Alpine or anyone wants to claim that the quality of the pitch has no impact on the result and that a stodgy pitch is not likely to favour one style of football over another?

And how long would you give them before you felt it was time for [insert name here]? You and Glasgow Saint are just as trigger happy, if not more so, than Rupert Lowe. Ironic isn't it, you've become the thing you detest. So bandy around a 11 wins in 28 and forget that we started, without an effective pre-season, with a fractured, depleted and demoralised squad. AND with a ten point penalty AND it took us 7 games to get the first win. But hey. Sack the manager. **** up the club again Ruperts.

"I don't want to reveal anything about the shirt at this point, but it is definitely a shirt that I am 100% convinced the fans will like." Oh how little he knows..... Nicola, meet Alpine, Alpine meet Nicola.

Myself and my most people I know will be there at 3am. Better safe than sorry. Suggest we meet you there.....

Danns has signed. 4.55pm (under the wire), will be announced tomorrow. No he hasn't you deluded fools.

Hmmm you're right. Classic line though whoever said it.

****. You weren't there.