Golden Balls

Reasonably funny

Winning 2-3 away to Burnley in 2006 (ish) We hadn't won away after conceeding the first goal in over 12 years, so when they went 1-0 we all thought we knew what was coming. Shock to actually win

On Sky, new manager and maybe no Lallana. No chance. We'll probably win 3-0 now

I would imagine if we stay down, Lambert would be likely to go. The only thing that would stop it is our asking price for someone who is over 30.

It really does feel like a completely different club that I support compared to those days. So much to look forward to....

I want to make love to Richard Lambert!! There, I've said it

A lot of anti pompey songs already....

I always liked him. Redknapp wasn't so keen though. Never picked him for the squad after the Spurs game I believe with Redknapp saying after the game that he'll "Never play for the club again" iirc

Always liked him. Seeing those highlights makes me shudder though. This was the team that day Southampton: Davis, James, Perry, Saeijs, Skacel, Wotton (Lallana 78 ), Surman, Euell (Liptak 88 ), Smith, Wright-Phillips (Saganowski 64), McGoldrick. Subs Not Used: Forecast, Schneiderlin.

Cov tickets will still make general sale. You just need to make sure you're quick off the mark when they do.

The opposite of last year. Trying to avoid Tommy Forecast and his ego!

Didn't even think about this. Haven't seen anything announced. I can't remember any of our games against them not being on tv since 1996. Pretty shocking if it's not tbh, as not only is it a derby game, it could decide a lot in the battle for promotion and relegation. Guess it means it will be a lot harder to get tickets.

Was the OP trying to tell us something...? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2104199/Britain-hotter-Hawaii-Thursday-mercury-set-hit-19-7C.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

If I could move my season ticket for this game. I'd be straight into block 1. The banter would be brilliant. For the cup game I was next to the netting so it was okay, but as they will have a smaller allocation, I wont get to see the whites of their eyes while I shove celebrations down their throats.

They tend to have no loyalty. If Lee started becoming a bit of a world beater, they would add Southampton to the list of teams they 'support'

Really hope they open it straight away. Surely they'll be aware there will be good demand for this game. Imagine if they open it last and it's a load of families sat there

How long before Adkins is linked?

Considering they are selling them to STHs who don't have to usually buy tickets, I'm sure this little bit of information would be handy. Because of the sh*t we give them about attendances (which is pretty much all we have) and then go on to not sell out in 'The biggest derby game in England'. Pretty cack really. I'm not saying this will happen, but it makes it more likely. Sorry if I have different feelings to you, I bet I'm not alone. fwiw, it make's jot all difference to me as I don't require an extra ticket

Surely it's better if we sell out? Most of all, it's pretty f*cking embarrassing if we dont. Especially after the stick we gave the skates for have a few empty seats

I believe if you've ever bought a ticket on card, they will be able to find you on the database. (If you still have the same card that is)

No prices? I do hate it when they link the games. That's the reason why we didn't sell out against Man Utd

Don't know her name but she's fantastic

I fully plan to be rich and to be pulling some 19 year old tart when I'm in my 80s. I couldn't give a toss if shes only in it for the money, may as well use it on something like that.

If you're going to do it, surely do it in some rock n roll way? Not pansy throwing it around the garden. Bless him

Last one I had was at SMS. At first I was in the Northam for a pompey game. Everyone was late arriving and the pompey fans were massively outsinging me. Then suddenly I was playing. Jason Dodd broke the net with a shot. This was one of my very rare 'normal' dreams