Golden Balls

Don't know her name but she's fantastic

I fully plan to be rich and to be pulling some 19 year old tart when I'm in my 80s. I couldn't give a toss if shes only in it for the money, may as well use it on something like that.

If you're going to do it, surely do it in some rock n roll way? Not pansy throwing it around the garden. Bless him

Last one I had was at SMS. At first I was in the Northam for a pompey game. Everyone was late arriving and the pompey fans were massively outsinging me. Then suddenly I was playing. Jason Dodd broke the net with a shot. This was one of my very rare 'normal' dreams

And me

Yep. This is what annoys me too. I remember them saying it would be HD quality, and it's still bloody hard to pick the moving ball out with so many pixels

You must have hated MLT!! He could also do no wrong. You clearly have a problem with Harding for whatever reason, maybe 'cos he's got the fittest missus? Harding is a very good back up to have. Fox is clearly first choice and rightly so. I'm quite surprised his assists are so high as I don't remember many. But there again, I suppose he takes an awful lot of free kicks and corners. He plays the crossfield Hollywood ball far too often IMO. I do love his passion though!! His celebration for the goal against Pompey was legendary!

Just noticed on all angles covered that there is someone behind the goal to the left of the left post (If you're looking toward the pitch from the Chapel) who was recording when Lee scored. I'd love to see that video. Looks like a great angle!!

I do love it when fans take lyrics of chants so seriously. Lee Barnard - Short? Hard? Wanted by Scotland Yard? Better than Frank Lampard? - No - Maybe - No - No When I was just a little boy, my Granddad did not buy me a pompey fan on a string Cortese, does he really hate pompey? Do 14k pompey fans really hit a poor little scummer with a brick 'cos they made them feel sick? no Are we 'by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen' Does Lallana make Messi look s**te?

Brave admitting that on here. Dress up is apparently 'cringeworthy' and for 'mongs'

Inflateable fish and funny money as usual. 90 minutes of 'Who the f*ck is laughing now'

I worked with a lot of Skates when they were winning the FA Cup and we went into admin. The stick I got was unreal. Far more than we are currently dishing out. If twitter was popular back then, it would have been crawling with skates giving it the big one. In fact, they still do! Therefore I shall enjoy our rise which is coinciding with their fall. Who cares if 1 in 5 of our songs are poking fun at them?! Enjoy it. If you have that much of a problem with it, start your own chants.

Hmmmmm....I think I smell fish?

Only trouble I saw at West Ham was when me and 3 mates got jumped. Maybe we shouldn't defend ourselves next time

Really hope they dont link any games. This was the exact reason Man Utd game didn't sell out. That said it doesn't affect me. I'm hoping they sell to STH first to get an extra ticket.

Jesus, I considered going to this and making a weekend of it. Bugger those prices. Sky for me too

Peter Walton is by far the worst I've seen in the 17 seasons I've been going. Any of he good refs, I wouldn't know their name, as they dont get noticed.

Kelvin does come across as a genuinely nice fella. Always good to have someone in the dressing room who was here when the club was rock bottom.

I dont want to see the skates get away with it again, so relegation for them then hope we get them in a cup.

If we lose at Watford, I fully expect to see a thread with the title "Will we get another win this season?'

Oh and the Lee song is 'got him on a free and he eats sushi...'

I was there in 2005 so love this song. I'd be happy if we sang it for 90 minutes when we play them. I was also there when Derby beat us in the play offs and remember them goading us on the pitch. So it was a bit for them too.

I'm sure this might be on this tread somewhere already but no time to check. TalkSport doing a poll asking if a 10 point deduction is enough for Pompey. Get voting no. It's 62% no at the moment http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/drivetime/blog/2012-02-17/poll-ten-points-enough-deduction-portsmouth-entering-administration

This is mental!!