The Cat

Have to say I haven't heard of it either but they all played today in a 3-0 win. Good experience playing against men as they are all 16.

I see it's Ivan Toney's turn for the token "best pick him now because he's actually half decent but plays for a small club" selection. Luke Shaw doesn't play at the moment so why pick him? 4 right backs and none of them are Walker Peters. 12 defenders, haha. Kalvin Phillips is injured isn't he? Mount is crap. Very weak in midfield.

This is going to be the season Pompey finally get promoted isn't it?

Festivals. The sheer volume of them we have every summer is astounding, and while some of the generic ones are a bit shit there's some incredible ones too.

It's no surprise we can have a piss for free when they charge you £36 for a small bottle of water.

He gave up again and then made a last ditch sprint. If he'd run back properly he might have got a challenge in. He's so poor at defending.

Great goal from Ajax. Funny it came down Liverpool's right.

As a mod I had you down as ref. We need 2 teams anyway. Happy Clappers United Vs xG City. Or maybe the Ralph Apologists against everyone who wanted him sacked.

We always sell out Villa so this seems very bizarre even for a Friday night game. Going to look very shit on TV if the upper tier is empty.

He can do what he wants on Saturday considering the game is Friday. Someone had to point that out in the absence of our Pedantry Official (MLG)

MLG for manager please. I have vague memories of playing in some forum team at the Sports Centre ages ago, although I could be wrong. Was it something that Steve organised?

Not sure that prowess still exists, probably better at shitting in gardens now than I am at goalkeeping.

Having to pick up a load of cat shit from your front lawn when you don't have a cat. Yeah, user name confuses this post.

Should be celebrating our first goal about now.

We apparently have to cancel football but not live music? If I go to the 2 gigs I have booked this weekend is that selfish and disrespectful or should I sit at home instead?

Totally. Southern League and below should carry on.

Could they not sack off the FA Cup 3rd/4th round replays and turn them into full PL fixture days?

They've even called off local kids games which is just bizarre. On the other hand, live music is still going ahead so get yourself down Heartbreakers tomorrow night for the Japanese Television gig.

That's how you leave a club. A perfect farewell from him.

Thanks. Need to find out some ticket info now.

Same for loads of sports. Who watches athletics outside of Olympics or World Championships? Or stuff like rowing? No one gives a shit but there's plenty of sportspeople who are propelled into the national hero category by the media for being good at a sport that people largely ignore.

PSG's first goal was sublime.

Is this at Fratton Park?

I like him. We've had far worse players who never got as much stick. Scored a few crackers, got some great assists and worked hard. He was frustrating at times but then so are a lot of our players!

I can never read Tahar's name without getting that stupid song about his new boots stuck in my head.