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St Steve

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  1. Always thought he was over rated and we should have got rid alot earlier than when we did.
  2. Terry Hurlock
  3. Have a good one.
  4. I do hope no abuse was shouted at NC, its not a very nice thing to do.
  5. [Gaston:] Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston! [LeFou:] Heh heh. Darn right. [Gaston:] Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. [LeFou:] More beer? [Gaston:] What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. [LeFou:] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston [LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [Gaston:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" [LeFou:] Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips [Chorus:] No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston [Cronie:] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and brawny [Gaston:] As you see I've got biceps to spare [LeFou:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [Gaston] (That's right!) And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair [Cronies:] No one hits like Gaston [Townsman:] Matches wits like Gaston [LeFou:] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [Gaston:] I'm espcially good at expectorating (Ptooey!) [Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston! [Gaston:] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge [Chorus:] No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston [LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston [Gaston:] I use antlers in all of my decorating [Chorus:] Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down [LeFou:] And his name's G-A-S- T - G-A-S-T - E - G-A-S-T-O - oh! [Chorus:] Gaston
  6. Hedge Ends ugly badly planned housing developments are spreading closer to the farm.
  7. It was silly to have the game at the same time as the Netley Marsh Steam Rally, thats where everyone was.
  8. or Rank Xerox to some, best kit ever. So yes this one please.
  9. Marian is probably fed up with watching Saints from the sidelines, did enough of that when he was with us.
  10. St Steve

    The 90's

    Happy days, Britpop and Le Tissier at his best. And after all your my wonderwall; Look at those two nobodys watching Matt only but dreaming for an ounce of his skill.
  11. Fenway Park, lovely little ground very much The Dell of MLB. I was there when the Red Sox played the Yankees but lost out before the Yankees went on to the World Series. Great atmosphere wish I was there the years that they did progress and win. Also went on a tour around it, the red Sox fans will never let them move and it would be a shame if they ever did. Great pubs, bars, restaruants and clubs around the ground aswell.
  12. Alot of selfish *****s park in the residential streets off of Portsmouth Road before walking over the Itchen Bridge making it a nightmare for people who wish to park in their own road near their house when there is very little parking in the first place and the stupid ****ing council wont put up restrictive parking signs. What happened to the park and ride in Burseldon? It seems more Saints fans live outside of the city and drive in, whos stupid idea was it to build a stadium in the city centre, should have been next to the moterway.
  13. I think he has done a good job of that site. With all the people moaning about paying for and using this site why dont you use the freehostia and install a php message board or wordpress and do your own site.
  14. I remember him giving it loads after scoring a hatrick (i think) down the Milton End before seating and everyone called him something but they would have any player.
  15. Let us praise God. O Lord... O Lord... Ooh, You are so big... So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and... And barefaced flattery. But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Fantastic. Amen.
  16. “There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess all right, but no Messiah.
  17. That is spot on and sums it up nicely. S4E in the early days before SMS was great then along came the face paint.
  18. St Steve

    Today

    I prefere post slike this, I see a tread with 1,2,3,4,5,5,6,7,8,9...22 I can not be arsed to even look at it.
  19. Lower west front row near the archers rd end for me best seats ever, miss being that close.
  20. Does anyone know who is going to die in the Queen Vic? dont PM me, I couldnt give a ****.
  21. This thread is s h i t but dont tell anyone its a secret.
  22. what a load of s h i t
  23. Thats fine in the forest used to ride around it alot myself, its places like portsmouth road i hate.
  24. Dont you hate club cyclists that find they can not ride in a single file they have to ride side by side with thier mates. These are the ****s that think they own the road and do as much as possible to **** off motorists.
  25. Saintsforever.com ten years ago was full of the better posters, good old days.
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