Frannie went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries.
The doctor said, "Frannie, you're being silly. You mean ovaries.
Aviaries are where you find birds."
Frannie shook her head and said she meant *aviaries*.
Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for an inspection.
After a quick look, he said, "Well, Frannie, you're right!
There's been a cockatoo in there."