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How do we know that's not the reason God put us on this planet in the first place...?

Bap Kennedy (lead singer of under-rated Northern Irish band 'Energy Orchard') passed away far to young on this day 8 years ago..... superb singer-songwriter....

Pubic

Well, quite... but I reluctantly accept that even the most intelligent thickos are allowed a contraction or two when it comes to this kinda thing...

Just watched the press conference... Pretty much word-for-word....!

The most annoying thing about Halloween* (sic) is the thick f**kers that can't spell it properly.... *Hallowe'en

You never know, when Rasmus (or one of his several plants... ) reads the post it might encourage SR to pull out all the stops to entice Koeman back to the club... 😁

Excellent news... Means my pension fund should start rising again... Which means more inheritance tax for good causes... Win win!

Courtesy of 'Facebook Memories"... 10 years ago today, Saints consolidate 2nd place with a Victor Wanyama special away to Hull City... "Those were the days my friend..."

Difficult to see why given a somewhat underwhelming career so far for a 26 year old... There again, maybe he's got a cracking 4 yard sideways pass success rate...?

Bagging

Damn... if only I'd had an inkling that Labour-leaning supporters would robotically praise the budget and Tory-leaning supporters would robotically criticise it, I'd have bet a sizeable wedge on the reaction and raked it in....

You mean we were duped at the time...? Surely not....?

One assumes that cost is based on us having to continue to pay the remainder of his new 3 year contract whilst he's on 'gardening leave'...? In which case, given how good Russ is, and how sought after he'd be if we were to 'let him go', then surely we wouldn't have to pay anywhere near £12M....?

Interesting, perhaps, that on several occasions he talks about the difference between his players beng "fit" and "Premier League fit".... maybe we've got too many players in the former category rather than the latter...?

I always said I'd give Russell 10 games before getting off the fence, and here we are.... I wonder which way trousers will fall....?

Source?

Apart from when he used to think playing Mason Holgate was a good idea...?

Seems a tad shaky / inconsistent of late...? A keeper who perhaps isn't as good as we initially thought, or another player who seems to regress after a few weeks/months at Saints...? (See also: Sugawara)

Never. Any. Doubt 😂😂 Box of tissues for Lighthouse please

Maybe throw your CV into the ring Monk...?!