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Big picture vs Small picture

I see what you did there...

I said that's what would happen 5 hours ago (FFS)

More Bernard Matthews than Manning. (Ha ha Trousers you scamp - you'll go far - with any luck)

Hang on a cotton pickin' minute....Did that mad fella Adkins send you here to post misleading info in order to put Moyles off the scent?

Except when they play Pompey at home of course...

My recollection: Barclays forced us into administration by reducing our overdraft at short notice and then bounced a mere £4 grand cheque which tipped us over the edge. Yes, we were struggling to keep our heads above water but, as far as my understanding of the situation goes, our debts were 'under control' before Bsrclays moved the goalposts.

Booo. Hisss....

@officialsaints: We can confirm that defender Dan Seaborne has joined npower League 1 side @afcbournemouth on loan until the end of the season. #saintsfc

@TonyHusbandBBC: I think the big freeze is about to hit- pitch inspection at S****horpe 9.30 tomorrow ahead of #pompey trip.

I'm guessing they want to kill two birds with one stone in terms of the press conference. They'll have the national media down there tomorrow for the Everton pre-match conference so may as well parade him then rather than drag everyone to the stadium two days in a row. That said, doesn't stop them pre-announcing his physical unveiling a day in advance I suppose...

Are you trying to tell us you used to buy your pants from La Senza...?

@iFootballPlanet: The agent representing Davide Santon, Mattia Destro and Davide Astori has just left a meeting with Milan.

@SkyBet: We've suspended betting on Nicolas Anelka's next club after a flood of money at odds-on for him to join West Ham http://t.co/0iSICOns #WHUFC

Hodgson keeping him back for the senior friendly vs Brazil in a few weeks...

Ah, yes...subtle yet effective

I've read it 3 times and still can't spot the difference!

Agree - I think Chaplow made a good case for putting himself higher in the pecking order than Davis for the "gritty midfielder" role

Agree - draw for me please

Wouldn't surprise me if we see a few postponements this weekend due to the heavy snow forecast from tomorrow

We didn't go into administration to reduce our debt....indeed, all debts were settled outside of the confines of a CVA.

Yep - if anything it was heading towards Cole. IMO Ramirez instinctively knew where Puncheon was and the way he looks around as he deflects the ball indicates to me there was an element of intent in what he did

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