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BBC news banging on all morning about Taylor Swift's wedding... F*** off.... Why would I give a shiny shite about some American singer whose songs I couldn't name one of...? Twats.

It's at times like this that I'm glad to be abnormal...

How many days is that between commencing the investigation and interviewing the 'main suspect'...?

Please put me out of my misery if I ever get as sad and small minded as this.... (or start wearing a skirt)

Careful....

Dangerous free kick FFS

Nope...

Thank me later... #reversepsychology

Never any doubt!!!!!

The Pope?

Bugger... I've just realised that equaliser probably means we've got to suffer a penalty shoot out... FFS

Ah... Cheers

Whatever happened to Jack Grealish? I've genuinely lost track of his career... Could do with someone of his ilk right now...

Yep, that's a fair take on it. I still think the lack of transparency is a valid observation though, regardless of how long it ends up taking.

What? No expulsions for cheating...?

If only people stopped posting about how many pages there were.... #banter

Going by the comments under this tweet, Rangers fans are a whole new level of "can't let it go"... 😂😂😂

A tax on whippets?

My take on it is the club were happy to have him for one more year because we didn't get promoted, the implication being that we wouldn't have exercised the contract extension has we been promoted. Ergo, now getting him to sign anything longer than a one year contract would somewhat contradict that stance... That said, if we were to offer him a 2 - 3 year contract and were confident we could get our money back by selling him next summer, if we were to be promoted, then nothing to lose I guess...

Withdraws from Wimbledon... No-one saw that coming ever... #flashinthepan

To me, it seems bizarre that there's not been a whiff of news from either within the FA or via journalists peering in. Why is it seemingly beyond the bounds of possibility that the FA can't come up with an interim update along the lines of: "The investigation into the conduct of Southampton FC staff formally began on <insert date>. The investigatory panel, consisting of <insert names>, are targeting <insert date> to conclude their investigations. Instead... Nothing... Not a sausage... Whilst the EFL investigation was a bumbling circus, at least they were relatively transparent with what was occurring and when...

F*** me our defence is shite. Remind me how much these twats are paid...?

F*** off with the constant 600 decibel door bell chimings FFS

Croatia take the lead again