trousers

Or, more importantly, those who indicate when turning right but don't then indicate left between the penultimate exit and the exit they are taking. All women are guilty of this. Fact.

Done

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8311289.stm

North Korea

IQ tests before being allowed to conceive a child. Problem solved.

No truth in the above whatsoever then...?

Did they find Skacel in there?

Yeah, and where are they going to get their ciggie money from now?

Brown/Darling borrowed yet more money to finance this giveaway. What would you have cut instead?

"You silly arse" RIP http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10147436.stm

Little and Large (comedy bronze)

T-shirt

Yes

Only one month until the nights start drawing in again....

That's assuming they sell for £375 next season of course....

FFS

When you go for a wee and you realise you haven't quite pulled your foreskin back far enough

c.33,000 ?

Fondle

Indeed - I asked the very same question a few weeks back. You or I couldn't form a new football club and expect the Football League Championship to accept our application to join at that level, so why would they entertain an application from a new club that happen to have 'Portsmouth' in their name? They'll either be a new club or they won't, surely?

The 'rank and file' membership figure was only c.176k in 2008. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/2475301/Labour-membership-falls-to-historic-low.html But I guess their votes don't count for as much as the union block votes and MPs I'd venture (?)

Quite funny