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Without revealing anything specific, was the "breaking point" something someone said to him directly or was it an 'event' that he got to hear about? cheers

I didn't get a wink....I know that much....

Cheers - got it now. One of the Dutch reader's comments: "He (Wotte) has destroyed many young footballers" And that was one of the less acidic comments about Wotte and Poortvliet.... Onwards and upwards

Are you thinking what I'm thinking....? Result of a swift phone call from the Alps perhaps?

Which article?

Wouldn't it be just as fail safe not to sell home tickets to anyone who says "isn't it" at the end of every sentence? For example: "Can I have two tickets for the Northam Stand, isnt it?" p.s. some of my best friends are Welsh

Yeah, I thought that....I wonder if Poortvliet and Wotte cottoned on to the fact that they were probably the subject of an in-joke within the BBC South Today production team? (for I assume they chose the filming location for a bit of a chuckle?)

My children are wondering why I'm laughing out loud and I'm struggling for an answer....

So, the suggestion is that Poortvliet was a naive pawn being set-up for inevitable failure?

No, he was asking what he's doing now....not what he did when he was here.... (Note to any Norwegian lawyers watching: Only kidding)

Wotton: "Quick, cover you're earlobes....no-one's ever heard of you which means they'll assume you're a billionaire investor with a large boat"

All supporters are advised that Saturday's visitors to St. Mary's, Swansea City have been allocated the full away end for this game. The Welsh side are expected to sell all their tickets by Friday as demand for tickets has been very high at The Liberty Stadium. To ensure away fans travelling down on the day without tickets do not gain access to home supporter areas, Saturday's fixture will therefore be DATABASE ONLY on the day of the game. Change the word "end" to "section" I would venture...

Try something with these perhaps?

Crouch hasn't insisted I remove him yet. He stays and I will henchforth double my efforts not to post drivel every 5 minutes.

If kim van de Waals was agent for both of them (was that ever confirmed?) then perhaps Waals was trying to maximize his 'commision' and managed to convince Lowe that two untried Dutch heads would be better (less risky?) than one? Just a hunch. Probably miles from the truth...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7547806.stm

Fair point

Your place or mine?

No point taking someone who hasn't signed yet. IMHO of course

Just don't open the doors.... And play obscure Hungarian teams....

That doesn't show how far off the play-offs we are

Look on the bright side....if a close(ish) defeat at home to Doncaster got Crouch off his seat and marching into SMS, just think what a tonking at Norwich might achieve in the 'battle for the boardroom'....a win or a draw would have only prolonged the paralysis. Silver clouds and all that...

Remind me.....When did Crouch say he was bringing in the experienced English CCC manager?

Jan: "Who needs punchaceleb.com when I can slap you from here?"