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P.s. can someone buy @Harold K Steptoea smartphone for Christmas so he can take surreptitious photos next year?

Any surprises in store or has this thread pretty much got everything covered over the last few weeks? Cheers @Harold K Steptoe!

Brexit still causing airport queues I see....

3rd kit more likely to be this colour*, based on clues posted thus far....? *the outfit on the right

Local adverts are pretty annoying too

Two obvious penalties...

On the anniversary of the Heysel disaster then...

Boom!

Bin dipper equaliser on the cards followed by yet another win on penalties #reversephyscology (hopefully)

Real, surely?

Get in!

Spot the difference...

How was that not a goal?

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I've always been pilloried on here when quoting dictionary definitions over common usage....

No, but I'm just trying to address the accusation that he lied to parliament when he answered "no" to the "party?" question. As to whether or not he broke lockdown rules... I'll leave that to the police to decide...

It's a fair point, but if you asked me if I went to a party last Friday, my answer would be: "no".... Although, unlike Johnson, I'd tag "it was just a few drinks with a chap who's retiring" onto the end of my answer, just to add some clarity/context to my answer. But, to my mind, answering "no" to the "party?" question would be technically correct in my situation last week.

I guess he's relying on his definition of "party". I went to a retirement do last week - a few drinks and a buffet in a pub function room - but it's not something I would call a "party". Nowhere in the invite was the word "party" used. When Lady T asked me where I was going, I didn't use the word "party". Semantics, maybe, but I assume that's what Johnson is relying upon in his defence. (To me, a "party" is something that's involves activities such as music, dancing, DJ, balloons, party poppers, party games, dressing up, etc)

This is the crux of the matter to me. I can't fathom why we're such a Jekyll and Hyde club.

Contrasts

What about the 4 "sneaky draws" we got against both Manchester teams and the "freak" win vs Spurs? Didn't they contribute to us not going down too...?

Leeds safe