trousers

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20150701-announcement-nathaniel-clyne-southampton-liverpool-2518468.aspx

Are you named after the dog or the planet*? (*not strictly speaking a planet)

Because I'm too busy writing sub-intellectual nonsense on an internet football forum

One assumes Crook will instruct The Daily Star to correct the headline? (He blocked me on Twitter last year because I had the temerity to ask him if he'd challenged the Daily Mirror sub-editor over the "Meltdown" headline attributed to his article, after he said it wasn't the headline he would have chosen....) Its all very well highlighting that the headlines aren't written by the journos, but if said journos don't challenge inaccurate headlines attributed to their articles then its hardly surprising that people assume they are complicit.

http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/voetbal/oranje/24212369/___HIDDINK_WEG_BIJ_ORANJE___.html

Right then.....just over a week to go before our first pre-season game.... Stekelenburg Cedric - Fonte - Turnbull - Bertrand JWP - Wanyama - Reed Juanmi - Pelle - JRod ------------------------------------------------- Video: https://video-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xta1/v/t42.1790-2/11537190_1016277585052128_1798484012_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjY4OSwicmxhIjo1NTF9&rl=689&vabr=383&oh=d994721e4be9a217238f115066d9b7a4&oe=55912FC7

Transfer target list on the desk per chance...?

2-0 England! After 14 mins

You'd hope so, especially given none of our first team squad will be playing.

Was Le Tissier wrong to stay at Southampton?

That's gotta disrupt the space-time continuum, surely?!

England 1 down on 25 mins. Bring on the Prowse-meister!

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/16261/9890053/james-ward-prowse-england-u21-star-has-the-confidence-to-shine

England through to the Quarter Finals

http://t.co/C4OPakE86j

Andy Rockall ‏@Statto_74 West Ham will play Lusitanos in the first round of the Europa League. In case you haven't heard of them, #WHU are from East London.

I can see quite a few West Ham fans taking up crash courses in rock climbing if they stick to their home ground.

I wonder if they're thinking of chartering a few planes and selling seats directly to fans?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-fans-we-want-to-hear-more-from-our-club-1-6809469