Charlie Wayman

Crikey, the guy is intelligent, focused, articulate and charmingly modest. After the tedium of a Hughes or Puel press conference listening to our Ralph is like manna from heaven. His frankness and openness will endure him to everyone. You'd have to be one miserable git not to like why we've heard so far. Who will be the first player to say "I don't fancy this, too much running" and Ralph's messages him, Run Rabbit Run! Charlie will soon slim down to weight and Ward Prowse's legs will be three inches shorter by January. "The squad is too big"... this man sees it and talks it as it is, no hiding now Ralph K

... and we thought he was Reed's Pet Boy :-( Hope he can pay attention for more than 10 minutes Crikey JWP & SD, it'll be a cricket score, guess he really didn't want the job. What the hell has Oriol Romeu done that was so bad?

If Ralph H's training and tactics are even half as good as Ralph K's bullsh8 we really should be getting somewhere.

Signing Hüghes didn't excite many.

He'll want players with pace AND silky skills, none of the ones you mention have much other than pace to offer

http://sportwitness.co.uk/austria-ralph-hasenhuttl-now-signed-southampton-contract/

For goodness cheer up chum, we've got rid of Reed & Hughes as everyone wanted so let's believe in a different future where these things become possibilities rather than day-dreams.

fixed assets!

Is Kelvin Davis sackable or is he part of our field assets? Mark Who..oo..oo?

Sooner or later FIFA will have to look again at FFP rules or they'll kill the game in every country. What is the point of a few fat geese at Christmas if all the others are far too skinny to be of any use?

Ralph is an expert at dilly dallying, shilly shilling & procrastination, that's why he's a top man! If you say nowt and don't make a decision you can't make a mistake, classic Chairman mission behaviour.

As I understand it unless we back May's EU Withdrawal Bill, the Club will soon be forced into administration and its assets sold.

You absolute tit!

Once that cretin Hughes has gone, Romeu will be back in the team as he deserves to be. Those who rate Lemina & Hojberg more highly clearly do not watch games very closely. Lemina disappeared last night after HT, at one point I thought he had been subbed off but nope he was still out there running around at half speed and nowhere near the action or the ball.

What a shambolic performance, Valery & Obafemi out of their depth.

How sad that you think your comment is funny. Very childish. Need to see a shrink.

If he resigns then he doesn't get compo, simples. He has to be sacked for that to happen. Stalemate, who blinks first?

So the spineless ******* predictably have failed to grasp the nettle once again so we are stuck with the incompetence Hughes for yet another week,

Don't worry, Ralph has told us that the Club are following a world-class recruiting process that will ensure that we find the very best candidate to help take the club back to where it belongs. A little patience is needed.

Don't worry Ralphie, we have a very deep roster.

Hughes press calls are just like Mrs May's, promises for better things soon, almost there, all the building blocks in place, not far away and so on.. So what do we get instead, a botched Brexit which nobody wants and a relegation dogfight which nobody here wants. Hughes fate and May's are likely to be the same and all they'll leave behind is a hell of a mess that'll take years to sort out with Britain & Southampton in a second division world.

Wonder what he thinks? "Why am I standing next to this prat?"

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Silly season already started?

No. You're getting mixed up with the Wee Ginger Man.