Charlie Wayman

Why no just Saints FC

One R in Rrse, oops. sorry two!

Nobody wants us because of US. Surely the penny will drop soon. This forum makes us - without exception - look like a bunch of idiotic oiks, semi-literate, poorly informed, rumour-mongering miseries, finding fault with everything and everyone. Who would want us?

You are right; as everyone who knows something about gardening will know, once it's been properly fertilised, top dressing follows fairly quickly

I'm a cynical b*gg*r but didn't the Titanic sail from here with all it's deck chairs on the wrong decks? Presumably we will now have a website "that befits a League 1 (aka DIVISION THREE) side."

i suggested this at lunchtime so people read it THERE first

At least it does explain Gordon Strachan's decision to quit Celtic and return to Saints... You heard it here first!

So the OS has published a final list of Division 3 participants. My comments annotated; Brentford (WTFAT) Brighton & Hove Albion (WTFAT) Bristol Rovers (WTFAT) Carlisle (WTFAT) Charlton Athletic (ASOFWS) Colchester United (WTFAT) Exeter City (WTFAT) Gillingham (WTFAT) Hartlepool United (WTFAT) Huddersfield Town (WTFAT) Leeds United (ASOFWS) Leyton Orient (WTFAT) Millwall (WTFAT) MK Dons (WTFAT) Norwich City (ASOFWS) Oldham Athletic (WTFAT) Southend United (WTFAT) SOUTHAMPTON (ICFBI) Stockport County (WTFAT) Swindon Town (WTFAT) Tranmere Rovers (WTFAT) Walsall (WTFAT) Wycombe Wanderers (WTFAT) Yeovil Town (WTFAT)

Euell.. For F*** Sake! What do we want to sign that useless p***k for?

What a bunch of gloomy loonies you are.

The problem is that the sort of money being talked about as offers will leave us fit only to be a struggling Division 3 side, recovery from which will be a long drawn out affair lasting many years. Think in future of Exeter, Bristol Rovers or Brighton as our counterparts rather than Coventry, Spurs or Fulham

Perhaps you didn't know that Football League rules require a team to field 11 players for the start of a match even in Division 3.

You seem to have forgotten that Mr Fry has bosses who are pressurising him to come up with a solution, sooner rater than later, so 'extension of deadlines' and 'breakthrough' are the sort of socio-political gobble-de-gook that BIG suits like to hear to re-assure themselves that they are not actually bogged down in an impasse. If Mr Fry does not clinch a deal, I suspect his take home pay will be drasticaaly reduced later in the year. Just spare a thought for the poor luckless sod!

On BBC News at lunchtime. No hope! theme.

I've waited long enough for saints and Fry to sort themselves out; just heard today that I have qualified for a ST at Emirates so got to decide whether to send off my cheque over weekend. At least it's Premiership football and at least they've got Walcott and at least they play in red & white. Can't be in two places at once 'though so looks like Saints and me are all washed up. All those years down the drain and for what? It's their own fault, too many false dawns and broken promises.

As I say every Friday.. "Maybe next week, Jack?" Call me a cynic or what. It ain't gonna happen, of course. Nothing good has been announced by this club for the past ten years now so don't expect change anytime soon. I'm waiting with more excitement to see the expense claims of our two adorable Labour MP's

I'd like my chair moved closer to the railings please steward...

A sad loss. Hope he will be remembered at the next home match with a one minute silence.

Always knew he'd be the first target, the bloke is seriously good but Leicester, you gotta be kiddin'. he's good enough for Manure

This is complete and utter ballocks and you know it is! Stop writing puerile fantasy nonsense and grow up. You make yourself look like an oversize Rrse'ole.

"You Cannot be Serious!" Surely nobody is stupid enough to want to part with their money whilst teh club is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy? If you've that much dosh to sprinkle around why not give it to some well meaning cause instead of greedy bastards spoilt brat ball kickers.

If you say so... Y_A_W_N!

I wish he'd just close his big trap, pick up his bags and sod off back to geordie land for good.

Sure Jack, maybe next week?

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