Horley CTFC Saint

You forgot Martin Chivers

You're expecting him back after the internationals then?!

Is this an appropriate time to say Meltdown?

And he pretty much starts every game

No he's right we did

In fairness they were a bit - Crawley 0defence was surprisingly good but nothing much in attack (for either club). Pompey build up play was far too intricate - quick breaks would have been the order of the day but that was a tad difficult seeing as they were camped in our half most of the game staring at our back four. Barnard stuck up front on his own doing his usual busy stuff but never looking likely to score

Oh good another substandard bid from spurs!

Does your kid not have personal liability insurance? You could make a claim under that for his personal negligence or alternatively just take him to court and sue the ass off him he must have a trust fund somewhere...

Forget all this Villa tosh why isn't Poch in for him?!?

Vitoria Guimaraes down the Dell - wet wet wet but a good result

Perhaps its time for a cheeky bid for LaLa and Ricky - we need a few more British benchwarmers ourselves now unless we are planning to decamp permanently to the Netherlands

Who would regulate? The clubs, PL, the FA, Government - if so which Euro; UK or would you have FIFA; UEFA regulate?

The requirement is for reasonable access and facilities - the recommendation is different

Your thinking of Saturn surely Pluto? That's got rings around it

Well there's getting killed by islamic fundamentalists - I'd say you have a better chance of surviving with a Dutch passport!

Nah Liverpool have got more to spend now that Raheem's on his way

You make them sound a bit Mickey Mouse, Pluto

A merger with Pompey and Bompey to make a South Coast 'super club'?

You need to stop listening too Micky Mouse, Pluto

Poch would have surely had significant input into our player targets whilst at Saints n'est pas?

Dont the City of Portsmouth have a vested interest in their ferry terminal whereas in Southampton the port it is operated by ABP?

...they took our port too...

You mean there are no asylum seekers trying to get out of Pompey? I don't believe yoiu

Portsmouth is an island therefore it is a good theft risk

Bloody Romans - thats who I blame coming over here with their farking edible doormice and snails - barstewards!