Draino76

Is this on TV tonight?

And to think I named my robotic Hoover after Jose.

That potty chap at Spurs was pretty boring when he was here and Koeman did not say too much to excite me. To be honest, I can't think of a single footballer that has had anything interesting to say. Jason Puncheon is fun to listen to when he responds to every question with 'definitely'. This makes me laugh over a typical two minute period when a footballer has to speak.

I managed five minutes of that.. Very dull.

Quite fancy a slice of this, especially if Stan James does cashouts.

I have boycotted Nivea deodorant even when it was on a BOGOF promo. I suggest you all do the same.

Happy 1000 posts Guan 2.0!

His own twitter feed, by the looks of it.

They sound ****

Can't believe his kid is smoking already.

On a side note; has anyone has any success with any of these knob enlargement products?

The longer this drags on, the more likely he will end up at Spurs.

Lol

I always thought he was ****. Carried by Fonte.

I think I said similar about Mane.

This guy sounds ****.

Steve De Ridder's equaliser against Reading.

Don't be such a bunch of pussies, Ronald and I think it's a great idea.

Utter f u ck ing s h it. It's about as inspiring as the last few games. I will not buy. Because it is s h I t.

Someone find Slattery a nice experienced piece of Southampton based vagina.

Sounds like a plan. Nice one.

On this form we're not gonna stay up.

. People who start their Freds with stop copying their guff from the net.

1st; like I said in July.