Draino76

That potty chap at Spurs was pretty boring when he was here and Koeman did not say too much to excite me. To be honest, I can't think of a single footballer that has had anything interesting to say. Jason Puncheon is fun to listen to when he responds to every question with 'definitely'. This makes me laugh over a typical two minute period when a footballer has to speak.

I managed five minutes of that.. Very dull.

Quite fancy a slice of this, especially if Stan James does cashouts.

I have boycotted Nivea deodorant even when it was on a BOGOF promo. I suggest you all do the same.

Happy 1000 posts Guan 2.0!

His own twitter feed, by the looks of it.

They sound ****

Can't believe his kid is smoking already.

On a side note; has anyone has any success with any of these knob enlargement products?

The longer this drags on, the more likely he will end up at Spurs.

Lol

I always thought he was ****. Carried by Fonte.

I think I said similar about Mane.

This guy sounds ****.

Steve De Ridder's equaliser against Reading.

Don't be such a bunch of pussies, Ronald and I think it's a great idea.

Utter f u ck ing s h it. It's about as inspiring as the last few games. I will not buy. Because it is s h I t.

Someone find Slattery a nice experienced piece of Southampton based vagina.

Sounds like a plan. Nice one.

On this form we're not gonna stay up.

. People who start their Freds with stop copying their guff from the net.

1st; like I said in July.

We could use this transfer window to shaft Bournemouth and recall Boruc, unless they hand us the 5 million they stole from Llanana's transfer.

The guy sounds worse than Mane.

Just as I thought it would be before the start of the season. Thank God for the 26 points.