How much of a surprise is this?
Is it like an 'office supply muffins on yer birthday type' surprise....
or a 'meet a dodgy guy down the alley and he hasnt seen a woman for years' type surprise.
I don't understand the gash (lol) that goes towards his sock, my cheap **** shinpads protect me in that area pretty toight. I'm sure a pro with $$$$$$$ can afford better ones than me...