Hatch

Bo!!ox to arsing about - just shut them down today.

England have done OK so far,

RIP Davy. When I woke up this morning I knew someone famous would die today.

Are there any upsides to having an extra day, or is it all downsides..? Essentially working for free if you are on an annual salary..

Villa spent £24m on Bent for a start

Are they due on TV again this year?

Nicola Cokteaser

Saw parts of it, every single person in the show managed to look like a moron.

Peter Rod-rigues

thats good

Alan Shearer

Hairy RedKnob

Steve Willi ams

i used one that ran off livescore.com Not sure how it all works etc or what it was called, but it was good. edit.. http://www.livescore.com/android/

'not sure if serious'

He has ruined Countdown. Even Rachel Riley has stopped sending me naked pics of herself now due to the stress he has caused.

It's just not like the ticket office of the 80s when we were riding high and the bloke in charge of tickets was whatshisface.

Mark Chamberlain is a Skate, of course he talks complete crap. They can't help it.

The next England manager can't read and writes like a two year old....apparently.

Scdajfm

In the Champions League last night Marseille had a dwarf playing for them and he had arms like a Tyrannasaurus Rex. Very Odd. Could have been a relation of Jay Spearing.

England squad Goalkeepers: Scott Carson (Bursaspor), Joe Hart (Manchester City), Robert Green (West Ham United) Defenders: Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Leighton Baines (Everton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Micah Richards (Manchester City), Chris Smalling (Manchester United), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur) Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Tom Cleverley (Manchester United), Stewart Downing (Liverpool), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Scott Parker (Tottenham Hotspur), Ashley Young (Manchester United), Theo Walcott (Arsenal) Forwards: Darren Bent (Aston Villa), Fraizer Campbell (Sunderland), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Danny Welbeck (Manchester United) Looks incredibly weak. Hardly any central defenders Cleverley - played about 3 games this season Downing - really!! Done nothing at Liverpool Walcott - Wouldn't get in a schools Under 15 team at the moment. Campbell - On the back of one good goal! FFS

land on a Station. can't afford the fares. Return to home.

I'll be running back to my car, having left the ground 5 minutes early to avoid the rush.

if the result doesn't matter to us, re-register Le Tiss or Benali as players, bring them on as last minute sub to dribble to length of the pitch and then smash one into our own net for an own goal and a 1-0 defeat to send the fish fiddlers down.