Hatch

I want him as a Dragon on a future series of Dragons Den.

Just this week . I had a bizarre two tone poo. So astonished was I , that i wanted to take a photograph to share with the world, but alas I did not have my phone with me. It was about 7 to 8 inches long and one side was dark brown, the other a more light tan colour. Perfectly split lengthwise down the middle. edit : to add pic. Obviously I can't google tow tone poos while at work, but I did find this pic, The two colours on this fine ladies jodhpurs perfectly illustrate the two colours that I have been trying to describe..

very lol

can you not suck it out

best odds available ( oddschecker.com ) Outright winner SFC 20/1 ( Will Hills) favourites West Ham and Leicester at about 4/1 Pompey generally 40/1 To Get promoted SFC 11/2 ( totesport) favourites West Ham / Leicester 6/4 Pompey generally 10/1 Next Manager to be sacked Adkins 16/1 (paddy power) favourite Andy Thorn ( 11/2 ) Cotterill 6/1 Top Scorer (e/w 1/4 odds first 4) Lambert 20/1 Barnard 80/1 Alex OC 80/1 Lallana 100/1 Guly 100/1 Connolly 175/1 favourites Cole, Long , Maynard about 10/1

Wembley - New and old Emirates The only ones I remember

saw this t'other day, funny how many times black t-shirt man gets thrown in.

It's the rulz , innit

I bought one ticket online today. When i went to try and print off the 'printable receipt thingy,' the system kept directing me to the corporate booking application form. Not sure whether it is a system f-up or if they are trying to force me to go corporate. So i was paying £3 for a system that doesn't even work , I might even claim back 20p for not being able to print out my reciept.

which gaffer is 'gaffer'

Quality. I want this to be the answer. You would be great on 3-2-1

I liked him. Hardly ever agreed with his views but at least it was better with him than without him. I'd let him buy me a pint.

ta.

This is getting critical now. Someone needs to phone someone.

memory might be a bit hazy, but was Mark Dennis a player exchange?

is it broken?

I would have won this last year if it wasn't for others getting more predictions right than me.

The fact that that bloke is in that picture has stopped me from ever using this particular bookies.

I read in the paper today that a pikey is going on Celeb Big Brother. I guess on day two all his family will break in and pitch their wagons up in the garden.

I fear the worst....

RIP Ron.

vipbox.tv for footy

'Arry might buy him, just so he can ask him about coping in prison.

not in a million billion trillion years are they the words of Joey Barton

tvcatchup.com perhaps