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according to the NotW, Tevez has asked for a transfer from Man City. Their castle is collapsing before it's even completed.

from what I saw yesterday when I was there, 90% of the people there were press and media!!!

Slightly interesting stat I saw the other day. In two tests , Batsman No. 8 , for either side has not yet scored a run.

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Just leaving work now. Got to cycle past this mob to get to the station. Watch the news later for reports of students being mown down by a nutter on a Boris Bike. I'll only aim for the ones that are wearing masks to protect their identity and are clearly up for a ruck.

Boyle is in trouble over comments he made about Jordans son , Harvey. Didnt see it myself, as I watched last weeks show, and it was crap, so wont watch again. Used to think he was quite sharp, now he is just a ****.

Thief. Hope they hunt you down and make you go to prison.

I bet he wishes he did now, would have been leaving a peaceful life in Port Talbot instead of arsing around in NY with some bad mutha ****as

according to a truely repulsive woman on GMTV, todays protests in London are going to be peaceful and any violence and disorder will be the fault of the police. So when you see Londons monuments covered in graffiti and buildings on fire with windows smashed, remember it was the Police that did it.

That must have hurt, it fired him across the room. And they look like plastic bottles as well. So yeah, OTT

Not just that, he doesn't even have his own persona, just copies everything that Liam Gallagher does.

Plays for Spurs , bit fast, no brain.

It's all a bit weird. I've stayed at the same hotel as they did, and we were advised not to go anywhere off the beaten path. We even had armed security accompany us to the airport. Plus she is very fit indeed and if he didn't want her I would have her.

Cockney Mafia innit

It makes no difference from now on who the actual winner is. They have all had enough exposure to get a record deal, and all the teeny boppers will still buy the first single from Wand Erection whether they come first or fourth.

TBH, It is not one of those 'remember what you were doing' things for me. I have no recollection of the news breaking whatsoever. I can remember Elvis dying though, 3 or 4 years earlier.

even if it is a scam, anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserves to die , never mind lose a few quid.

I work with Mossad agents. But I can't tell you that.

I shall be going to the Huddersfield, Exeter (probably) and Blackpool games if anyone wishes to wine and dine me. I'm about an 8 pinter.

Thats what my money is on. Might as well get William Hill to pay for the funeral.

Got to be Tremlett in for Broad, his height could swing him the decision. F-knows who the Aussies will have, Katich is defo out, North and Doherty will both be dropped, Harris & Bollinger must be sweating on their places. We got them on the run!!

Where better to ask than here! Symptoms : Pain in the head, just behind right ear, area of about 2 inch radius. Been there for two days now. Generally a nagging pain but sometimes quite sharp. Question: Am I dying or is it just because I am so bloody cold?