Hatch

I reckon it is more likely that he hit the trees on the right rather than the trees on the left

Why didn't anyone tell me I had the wrong avatar?

£30 a bottle. Does it give blow jobs as well???

Punch in face

Chinese lanterns

By all means post photos of trips to away games. But, not if they're crap. It's pointless.

Someone just phoned me up about a 'Peace Doctor'.. Turns out they were talking about a Dentist. Amused me anyway. Mad Foreigners huh!

The New Forest

lager TV Fried Food Lager and Men being the superior gender

I have just recieved an invoice for 3k from Ann Summers.

HOw much is his current salary? roughly

Threads with over 100,000 views. Thats odd.

The price of bacon is ridiculous.

Rule 1 FFS. This time it's serious.

Unless they get the book out in the next week or so, it will be too late. They will be completely off the radar by mid Jan, and then no f**ker will buy the book. It will be on to some new fad....

I've never been to Puerto Rico.

Looks quite a serious injury judging by that photo.

Did you know Zaki refused to join Pompey because they have Jewish players on their books. Haven't read whole thread so may have been mentioned already.

Lololololoolololol

But they are in Hartlepool, They were still hanging Monkeys as recently as 2006.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6638956/Worlds-worst-photo-fit-helps-capture-suspected-murderer.html

What happened to Mike Yarwood? Did he die?

If anyone know anyone who has travelled up there today, send them a text saying the game has been cancelled due to weather conditions. Just for a laugh.

oh, and I am lording it in an executive box at The Emirates tonight.

keys, why hasn't someone invented something so that each person has one key ( or whatever ) that unlocks everything that is personally theirs. Why do I have to carry around 50 different keys.