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The thing is now, because of this horrific story , there may be a complete swing the other way and children being taken away from completely innocent parents, because the authorities are afraid of being caught out again. I know it's better safe than sorry, but you could end up with kids being taken away because someone saw the parents shout at the kid in tescos or wherever.

£10K for Pompey Lass £25k for Ponty

Note to all above. the answer is Mark Dennis

weirdos

marriage counsellor.

In the whole history of this forum, in it's many guises, has anyone ever had a go at Essruu without mentioning what his job is. I think not.

The six wheelers.

Celibacy. It's the future.

Get a job in a pub. Bar staff these days have no basic maths skills. They need tills to work out 2 x £3 for instance. Thick f**kers

fingers

Well Done England, really well done. Thoung Downng did well, Carsons england career has gone,

I also think Malignaggi will win I also think he will win comfortably. One fight too many, timing all wrong, etc etc

Will the member of the SNP be published next week so we can have another laugh??

jeez, coming here and taking our pubs, whatever next.

Always thought that about languages, surely over the 'supposed' billions of years of existence, a common language would have developed by now.

Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper dropped the tools while trying to clean and loosen a joint at the International Space Station. I am very amused by the thought of a woman being flown into space to clean the Space Station. I bet she was only in the job centre last Thursday. 'Got any cleaning jobs' 'Yes, just the one, only temporary though. can you start next week?' 'Excellent, I'll take it, do I need my own cloth and bucket?'

Why not go one stage further and play back to back games on the same day. Be even cheaper then for policing/stewards/staff. The clubs could sell tickets to watch both games, the club shop would be backed. What could be better than that?

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23589388-details/Immigration+influx+last+year+was+second+highest+on+record/article.do

Could I move to Benidorm, claim benefits, and sit on the beach all day??

VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshi*ting and you're a cheap b@stard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores. Spot on.

and these numbers are increasing at an alarming rate...

sounds not too dissimilar from the Hitler Youth...

What are the basic BNP policies for education?

In the same vein, I know that I will never be murdered as I have lots of decent photos of myself and not some grainy image from the 1980s as my only form of ID for the media.