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Is my telly fncked or are they playing underwater?

I saw that Banksy picture yesterday. It is crap and is a ****take of culture.

From the start of the game I just felt the referee had no idea whatsoever, it was frightening," said Redknapp. "Where was he from? Slovakia? Slovenia? I'm sure it's a good league there and he's been handling lots of big games." racist.

Fri - day off because teachers can't manage to fit their training days into next weeks holiday. The Fnckwits. Sat - chill, eat, then get hammered. Sun - too far ahead to make plans

my wife says 'deaf as a doughnut'

What convictions would they be, is it anything or only things that are drug/sex related?

I dont have the avatar function switched on so I didnt even know it had changed until i checked due to this thread.

and another thing that I was thinking about the other day. I am sure the old and correct term was 'Splitting Image' and that has now become 'Spitting Image' Can anyone confirm this.

My favourite from an old work mate and one that I now use myself. 'He is a nasty piece of cake' Cracks me up just thinking about it.

Rupert Lowe has a huge ****.

No, before you would only get beaten up Monday to Friday, but now you will get beaten up on Saturday as well.

It was more than six so I had to type it all out as per Grandstand vidiprinter rules.

Violent crimes are up 22% (twenty two per cent) on this time last year. bbc link. That is just ridiculous.

High School Musical dressing up outfit

What about an art set. Easel, paints etc...

I quite like it. Made me smirk.

I didn't need to watch that show he is in the other night..and I know he is a total w@nker... that is all

The Javi for manager campaign starts here.

It is nearly 20% of their home gate

Didn't know Delap had a brother.

The more kids that social scum you have , the further north they should be made to live. 2 kids = midlands 3 kids = Leeds, Manchester 4 kids = Cumbria , North East 5 or more = some commune on a remote scottish island. That'll soon put a stop to it.

Joke Rape. Have you been talking to my wife?

I want to be a football consultant. Sounds a piece of pi.ss. Where do I start?

The BBC needs streamlining. Big Time. It could easily lose 25% of its staff. It could easily reduce running costs as well. It pays well over market odds in particular for it's IT.