Hatch

he he, only joking. Congratulations Dave, I'll buy myself a beer to celebrate.

Can we get tickets on the day?

I shall be going to this one, you lucky people.

He lost 4&2 , if he had played Chad Campbell, he would have won 4&3, (source : Sky commentator)

it's the Forum Crunch.

Nutter, Poor kids.

Sundays performances to par. Garcia +4 (after 14) Casey -2 (after 18 ) Karlsson -4 (after 15) Stenson -2 (after 16) Westwood -4 (after 17) Wilson -4 (after 16) Hansen par (after 17) Harrington +5 (after 17) Jimenez par (after 17) McDowell -5 (after 17) Poulter -5 (after 16) Rose -6 (after 16) In summary, Garcia + Harrington = crap.

Did you spill you coffee on it?

For. But like tennis, each captain has one appeal per half for which they can appeal for anything. If they use it and then something more controversial happens, tough sh!t.

Fri - watched TV and drank lager Sat - drinking, won a bottle of champagne in a welly wanging competition Sun - Went shopping, won £600 on the Barca game on TV. 9/10

The yanks won for the simple reason that they played better. Faldo is getting slated but I don't think he could have done much else.

bugger. Bloody Americans didn't miss a put under 10 ft all week I think

In the paper today it says the MOD are considering recalling the journalist and make him finish his stint with a 6 month tour of Afghanistan. How funny would that be!

Fourballs. 1745: Phil Mickelson and Anthony Kim v Padraig Harrington and Graeme McDowell 1800: Steve Stricker and Ben Curtis v Ian Poulter and Justin Rose 1815: Justin Leonard and Hunter Mahan v Sergio Garcia and Migual Angel Jimenez 1830: JB Holmes and Boo Weekley v Lee Westwood and Soren Hansen

now 1 up ,1 level and 2 down. Swinging towards the yanks atm

Thanks for buying that, I get paid royalties. 10p for every one sold.

It's very comforting that while watching said film in your pants and with vaseline that you were thinking of me.

Watching a gay film about gay cowboys makes you gay.

Europe up in 3 and level in 1. So far so good.

Maybe the drug tester was spotted walking hanging around the stable

I would need to hear the song before passing judgement. But in the meantime, I would bang her sh!thouse doors down.

agreed. There has only been 6 or so in the whole history of the competition.

Hasn't that reporter committed some sort of offence? Surely, anyone else would be looking at 10 yrs inside if he was caught secretly filming in MOD premises.

it was sponsored by Vodafone, so I'm guessing 99% of the votes were texted in by girls aged 13-16

absolute bo!!ocks.