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Has to work weekends though, so this being a pro footy player is not all it's cracked up to be

must be getting old, I've no idea who this sibley and crook bloke are. Don't they both play for Charlton or someone like that.

Will there be a Page 3, I'm sure some supporters will be up for it

Good lad too, met him P1$$ed out of his head in a titty bar in Magaluf

Probably had an offer for him, from someone like Villa

Sao Paulo have a striped under armour kit currently

posting from beyond the grave !

Villa are doomed. Swansea have slashed their own wrists by sacking Monk and getting nobody in to replace him. and finally I reckon Bournemouth will take the final place, all the injuries will finally catch up with them

3. Pelle 2. Betrand 1. Cedric All quite dishy

jeez sydney, that's tough, you're ****ed, chin up though fella.

I thought this would be a thread about Liverpool paying for Caulker

Not sure, but his snooker playing son has a stupid hair cut as well so definitely related.

SHould be punishable by death at least

I just noticed today that former Fratton park hero and Barcelona Bound Jed Wallace has joined Division 3 Millwall after failing to make the grade in Division 2. Just a blip I would imagine.

Doesn't matter, we are getting relegated anyway, and they wouldn't have bought tickets next season

Is that the one that used to be at Wembley Arena as it was back then. Used to go up there on school trips. I remember a little argy bargy with some skates too.

oooh I do love a Southampton supporting freelance journalist.

The big question is, Do I put him back in my fantasy team? Will he be a starter at XYZ fc .

Rafa

What's the chances of you finding that !? Amazing

Annoying that we were trying to get yoshida on for about three minutes before Martina ballsed it up, And I can't understand why we didn't attack down our left flank for the last ten minutes. Jenkinson was nearly unconscious through exhaustion and couldn't move. A nippy winger would have rinsed him.

I find it strange that Calum has played more games for Arsenal than he ever did for us.

Portsmouth has a bookshop. I'm not falling for that !

We were immensely privileged to to have a World Cup winner at our club, there's only 11 of the buggers.

Motson is a senile old duffer and should have retired 20 years ago He probably got him confused with Papa Waigo