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I find it strange that Calum has played more games for Arsenal than he ever did for us.

Portsmouth has a bookshop. I'm not falling for that !

We were immensely privileged to to have a World Cup winner at our club, there's only 11 of the buggers.

Motson is a senile old duffer and should have retired 20 years ago He probably got him confused with Papa Waigo

Now, who is the best unemployed manager out there. Oh, it's Mourinho, they better re-hire him.

If Mourinho goes I would thought they would go for a more established and experienced manager

all refs hate us blah blah blah... every teams message board says the exact same thing ..

I would say that is a pretty impressive crowd for a 4th divisions youth team. Was it free entry or did you have to bring your grans silver?

I'd take him, wouldn't be in the 1st XI but would be a decent option on the bench

I gave up reading after matt target.

although not currently in the team due to the fact he has turned to turd since he joined them , Calum , good luck against this mob :lol:

Rep of Irelands group :lol:lol:

I remember her, wasn't she the Norwegian Eurovision song contest entrant in 1978.

I'd like to meet the lawyer that has taken up his case.

the Sun mentions we are after different Bordeaux players. Henri Saivet and Wahbi Khazri

Sturridge is injured again and out for a number of weeks He only came back to **** us up. The git.

I want the crappest team left in the Competition at home. And if we don't get Pompey, then I want the lowest ranked at home

0-0 after 58 mins http://www.bet365.com/home/FlashGen4/WebConsoleApp.asp?&cb=10326413012 Surely an omen.

Who is the Vman Character? Why is everyone getting at them, what have i missed?

Clasie is having an absolute shocker. Is he injured? I'd take him off now.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-face-fine-for-pitch-invader-1-7084735 Shame

Just seen Corbyn on PMQT What the **** is that all about, head down, read question with no emotion, sit down. Just weird.

It's all judged on this, as 90% of the general public are as thick as pig shyte, the papers know this , so use the below when reporting disasters.

Then beat up any dodgy looking characters that don't join in.

She's got man hands