Hatch

yep, Canton House, Chandlers Ford How many FB friends have you slept with ?

Birth of first child Dream woman?

I can't see him training in todays Southampton snapchat

would be getting a hefty wedge of cash I'd imagine.

Pitch invasion, that'll be a fine then.

how much do they get from Sky for this ?

jesus!

They probably sold the ladder leading up to the gantry to the local rag'n'bone man

Old Long term missus, dumped for new pornstar missus

Just seen they are on the box tonight, against Derby (reserves?) , so probably their biggest game of the season.

11% of what

The missus

Now it's 'newsworthy' , it will be 45 non stop next match .

Just think how many table tennis tables would fit under the new North stand

some of our fans are just plain weird

Really, do behave yourself

I'd leave anderson out of the 5th test, give him longer to recover.

2 really good chances missed there. b0ll0x

Spurs bottom of the league.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/05/all-20-premier-league-home-shirts-ranked-best-to-worst-5327985/ Kits rated by Metro reporter.

Minder is one of my all time favourite programs, so this is sad news indeed.

marvellous stuff