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I'd like to meet the lawyer that has taken up his case.

the Sun mentions we are after different Bordeaux players. Henri Saivet and Wahbi Khazri

Sturridge is injured again and out for a number of weeks He only came back to **** us up. The git.

I want the crappest team left in the Competition at home. And if we don't get Pompey, then I want the lowest ranked at home

0-0 after 58 mins http://www.bet365.com/home/FlashGen4/WebConsoleApp.asp?&cb=10326413012 Surely an omen.

Who is the Vman Character? Why is everyone getting at them, what have i missed?

Clasie is having an absolute shocker. Is he injured? I'd take him off now.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-face-fine-for-pitch-invader-1-7084735 Shame

Just seen Corbyn on PMQT What the **** is that all about, head down, read question with no emotion, sit down. Just weird.

It's all judged on this, as 90% of the general public are as thick as pig shyte, the papers know this , so use the below when reporting disasters.

Then beat up any dodgy looking characters that don't join in.

She's got man hands

*do you mean older?

RIP A true giant of the game, will still be spoken off in 50 years and more.

Please don't take bombs and kalashnikovs on Saturday, they are on the list of banned items

was waiting for MLG to wade in with this

we can all be very sensible and help them choose their kit for next season Home kit https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/MTHC7N2 Away kit https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3HJBLSQ Third kit https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3HJBLSQ none are particularly offensive unfortunately ( well, they are all incredibly offensive to me, but not to a neutral is what i mean)

Where Can I vote for BBC South American player of the year ? BBC European player of the year ?

RIP , Never knew the fella apart from seeing him all up and down and over the country.

Police dogs chasing cartoon criminals with big fat arms will do, and Curiosity Killed the Cat. Great times.

probably just got a half arsed car park though, not a top of the range shingle job.

the new much heralded Tesco opens tomorrow , if anyone fancies a trip to the grand opening !

There should be an early leavers stand, for those that are so desperate to get home 10 minutes earlier to catch the start of Doctor Who. They can all sit in the same block and leave en masse.

Talking about the right way to wear them at least 20 of my female FB friends met a friendly old military man yesterday who explained to them how to wear it. He certainly gets around a lot for an old man.

Hey look Thats me!