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What was the date when Ralph said he was already planning his retirement?

There is no way he writes this drivel. Just allows the BBC to put his name on it. And gets paid for that

Saints fan beats Pompey fan to No.10.

Modern Day Brett Ormerod,

The rules are very clear, as Turkish said, I expect the majority of stewards don't know the rules.

Who is the offer Adams that warranted a Che suffix

Talk by about out of sight out of mind I’d forgotten Bednarek even existed until I’ve just seen him lumbering about for Villa

Expecting loads of heroic tweets when they ‘take’ the village green

I used to be able to say when watching these twats , i hate him, he’s useless, he’s a prick etc etc. now I don’t have a clue who any of them are. just so insignificant these days

Dreadful. I know JWP has a lot of credit in the bank but I think he needs to be dropped. He is contributing nothing at the moment

Still 0-0 no goals conceded in warm up

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/23022202.motherwell-player-callum-slattery-fined-homophobic-abuse/

I don't think Haaland will play, Pep will go for a 5 - 3 -1 -1 formation to counter our attacking threat from Midfield. He wont have room for luxury players.

Your challenge is to get a lower score then Man City.

I will be pleased if it’s only 9-0 at half time

I think that’s a deliberate tactic when Bazunu just wellies it out at the other end of the pitch

And he’s learnt fluent Spanish in just the few days he has been there. that’s dedication for you.

That Long fella at Reading will probably be available

26! I thought he was over 30 i need to pay more attention

I can remember playing Wednesday in a cup match at The Dell once, they brought about a million supporters down I seem to recall.

What terrible news. One of our best players in one of our best ever teams. RIP

The Apprentice Autumn 2022 Series, Task week 3 - Buy a footballer for a Premier League team with a budget of £1,000

Lyanco is a big horticulturist, I think the hose pipe ban might be the death knell for his chrysanthemums. He might need a few weeks compassionate leave as he mourns. So yes , it will.

Assessment of Winks from my Spurs supporting friends... 'he is fucking shyte, please take him, nobody here likes him or rates him,' ( or words to that effect anyway)

any inside info on first teamers that haven't travelled?