Crouchie's Lawyer

Was listening to the radio this am and they were talking about the Chelski game against that clunge team, or whatever they are called. Apparently Chelsea dont trust the food being cooked for them at the hotel they are staying at so they are employing a taster to 'check' all the food before hand. THAT is my ideal job! Bet the pay aint half bad either!

You realise you have to throw the sponges away after though dont you. They wouldnt let you keep them. I fear I have just ruined your dreams now. Like telling kids there is no santa

Still wouldnt be able to fit my c*ck in her mouth. Shame.

Im a scat man! Dibby dibby dibby dibby dooba do, daba dooba do

Start the day with a number two (check out the deliberate pun) mid day is normally a 4 and the end of the day where I have held in a load of farts its normally a 5. After a night out its definitely a 7

Wasnt this joke only told yesterday on a different thread? The Fonz signs for Chelsea

massive c*nt!

Fingering a dolphin?! :shock:

You really hate them dont you!

Whereby he will just drive uninsured, will crash, be taken to court and fined about £300! :roll:

The downside is inflation itself. I did Economics at A level so its going back a few years but if im right, if inflation goes up, it means the cost of our good increase, thus meaning our products are less desirable overseas due to the price so our oversea trading decreases. I could be wrong though?

Because we live quite close to a very busy road with a huge field the other side which I know would be like a cats heaven with loads of mice etc so I'd rather not chance them getting run over. There are also a lot of larger male cats outside. The thought of seeing another cat bum rape my little cats also doesnt bear thinking about. Ergo, indoor cats. They dont seem to mind.

Nope, they didnt do drugs. She was a mate of my mate, we had had a few tequila's and my fingers started to walk

Ah AV, long time. I set up that 'things you like' thread as you asked...

Brilliant a student won it!

Fixed it for you... Also the working hours and pay aren't great.

Im sure there is plenty of room, besides, it is a brilliant read!

Our cats are indoor cats though so fence climbing etc is redundant. I would never de-claw them, that is cruel.

39 points on his licence? Surely anything over 12 is redundant? You're losing your licence at 12 points anyway and the extra 27 points will cease when the 12 do. And £600?! Phuk me, I had to pay £120 for the 6 points I got for speeding on 2 seperate occasions. Doing 50mph on a dubious 30 mph dual carriageway and doing 40 again on a dubious dual carriage way in bitterne which is 30 mph limit. He has only had to pay slightly more than that for completely being a ****. Soft justice IMO

Wade answers the question. House prices are predicted to fall approximately 25% this year and potentially up to 50% when prices eventually bottom out. At this price first time buyers will have more of a chance. I had to scrimp and save 3 years ago and we got family help. If this is the only way people can get on the market, then its the way it must go. Half the problem has been because first time buyers have been offered stupid mortgages of 90% all the way up to 125% and having never owed a property before, and with most still being fairly young, niave and not so keen to give up their social lives have defaulted on their mortgages.

Wondering how much squidditch she got paid for that story? Doesnt have to be true does it?

Sorry, was it poking in your side?

Just because you would, doesnt mean she is 'quite hot'. I prob would too

I lol'd! I would love to have a threesome with 2 hot girls though. Now that would be amazing!

Dirty girl wanting both holes filled in!