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Although I've paid up to be a full member, I can't work the paypal thing and therefore can't create a new thread. Listening (as I am obliged to at work) Absolute radio this a.m., they are taking the mickey out of a fund raising event this weekend at SMS - any one know about this? Fun fair, bands, poorly attended, ' hoping to break even'. Any info anyone?

What was wrong with the dodgy jam jar you managed to offload to a gullible sap? For your information, I have a Primera which I want to get rid of. I have to park it round the corner as it gobs oil on to the ground and I don't want it to ruin the drive. Ever since the brake compressor failed and I got stiffed for 4 injectors (£75 each + vat) as 'good practice' I will not go near a dealer again. But no private garage will try and fix the leak for less than £400 as the whole engine needs opening. I know this is not the motoring forum, but I will describe it as '03 Primera with 100K, good fuel consumption' and be perfectly legal. Any offers? Also, I don't know anything about cars really.

Thanks to whoever reminded us about the Lorraine Kelly pics. I have always loved her, but some of that I feel is the slightly maternal pillows. The pictures on the internet, whilst pretty good, reveal a couple of rather forlorn puppies, compared to the flum flumhf she displays on telly nowadays. Is it her bra? Have they grown with age/children? God forbid she's had them pumped! Well done to the mods who have allowed wolloggas to be shown, it's made my day.

I thought it was that clip where they **** on the dead bear.

I like ironing. The smell, the end product, the smoothness. I get frustrated sometimes when mineral elements get into it and make the clothing dirty. Listening to the radio, drinking beer. All whilst ironing.

The hellfire shall rain down onto the highest mountain and the deepest trench, from pole to pole, causing the very core of the earth to belch forth rendering the skin from all those who reside upon it. Unless you're in Bury on a Tuesday night in January, in which case you'll probably be all right.

Shurely you are referring to super model Ian Dowie?

The sea will be boiling as Lucifer cast sulphurous rocks therein. Your souls will not be spared.

The metro shuts down round about 12, so you need to know the bus routes or get a taxi after a night on the lash, mind you, true Barcelonians would only be heading out at that time.

They missed the bit about England. "And here in England ve haf the traditional Friday night mass brawl and fomiting in the enchanting town square. Admire ze amazing detail of ze upturned dustbins and sreatining crowds of black clothed hoodlums. At ze train station, look at ze happy commuters staring at ze invormation boards wondering when ze train vill arrive, and if zey vill get a seat"

Bristol Zoo was closed down in 1974, directly after the chimpanzees escaped and impregnated the local population.

Was he working Deli or fish counter?

All I want is some old fashioned cannabis. I can't take more than four pints of beer without a bedroom accident, and my ankles, knees, hips and elbows are all shot to ****. Everyone thinks I look like a copper, yet I want to 'score' some 'dope' (that's what we called it my day). What on earth should I do? I am sick of alcohol. There's no sad smiley. :-(

I think this is worse than going 1-0 down.

I thought it was "Gerrys". Achtung!!! Donnert und Blitzen!!! Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Sounds good to me, I'm off to light the bonnie, take the 4x4 for a burn up on the A34 and leave my lights on all night!!!!!!!!!!

I see you're mid twenties - you're better off taking a year lying down than walking round like an old gimmer when you're in your thirties. I know so many (including myself) 30/40 year olds who are basically fat cripples coz they thought they'd get through sports injuries when they were younger. Anyway, sounds like you've got the right idea - are you doing CV exercise with the hand bikes? Swimming (arms only)? Do all that kind of stuff now, and you'll benefit later. Mind you, kids nowadays, they don't listen, blah blah blah....

I believe our infinitely wise government has set in place plans to introduce a vaccine for this, thereby ensuring we can pump more **** into babies barely out of the womb. On the grounds that For the OP, "you're gonna need an ocean, of calamine lotion" - Pancake should put that in the next pop quiz.

That's Bury's 'World Famous' Market ™, which I'm sure evryone has visited, as it is world famous. Black Peas also available. Anything really, so long as it's black. There are other reasons for visiting Bury - errrrmmmm. They're building more car parks!

I've spent 30 of the last 48 hours arguing with my other half. That's only about 68% of the time. Normally it's 80%. Who says romance is dead?

Baldy bird = NO! Chewbacca bird = NO! Somewhere in between bird = OK! Anais Nin has something to say about this I think, it's between the necrophilliac and voyuer stories.

Are you being ironic? Agree about Spain being good though. Please review spelling also.

I'm not supporting this ****ing club any more. I'm really upset. They can ****ing **** off!!!!!!!!

But he does need someone to look at his roid problem..

You mean bald? Everyone likes bold down below. I hate bald undercarriage. Is it the look or the feel that you like? I really don't like baldy porn, might as well read the lancet, on the other hand not keen on a down under Bellamy. So - look or feel?