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The back 4, comprising entirely of Nubian slaves come on to the pitch, carry Rupert Lowe aloft on a gold litter. He contemptuously eats grapes as a an actual lion is brought on to cover midfield. The forwards have a great understanding amd are never more than 5 yards from each other. That's because they're chained together.

What defines a 'missus'? 'going out' > 6 months? Only cheese on the board for > 12 months? 'When I were a lad', if a missus wasn't actually a missus she would've been someone you would have long since forgotten having 'teh secks' or any kind of 'fun' with - ie > 2 years. Mostly, she was the grim faced harridan who made your life miserable every night - ie 'the missus'. Explain and discuss. Use detail to explain your definition. (10)

'kin ell. SRS and Baj to join wealth and take over SFC!! Rupert Lowe employed as shoe shiner!

For the one's that didn't get slotted - a lame sentence and a load of cash squirelled away when they get out. Then a book deal.

Don't know what CVA is, but my step-father often gets urinary infections which cause deleriousness, temporary loss of memory and temporary loss of balance.

This is a funny joke. Much funnier than the crap one about the sniffer dog. Is it a Freddie Starr joke?

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=2428 I think this joke is just not funny. Not coz of the subject matter, just it isn't funny.

Rule 1 on both beeatches.

What happened to the credit crunch? Mind you, not that bad idea if there's more than one of you. If you are travelling anywhere near London on a Friday evening you will spend 2 hours on the M25. I will be interested if you do the taxi journey in

Furry Muff. I was struggling to think of the names of the actors I really really liked and it basically came back to Clint and Paul. Charlton's only there cause of Planet of the Apes and I wasn't that big a fan of John Wayne. Did quite like the Irish-y fella (James Coburn!! - remembered!!). Was Newman in any of those ensemble War Films - that's what I associate him with, but now I don't think he was in them (eg. Bridge Too Far, Longest Day). Anyway, I'll get me tablets.

Most of this thread is about food. Why is food so important when going to a game? It's a sports event, not an eating event. Bring sandwiches facrissakes. All those people moaning about how expensive Wembley is keep saying '£8 for fish and chips'!!! Don't ****ing buy it you fat ****s! No-one's twisting your arm. Bring sandwiches, or stop off at Sainsbury's.

Up there with Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Charlton Heston, Steve McQueen, Peter O'Toole, Lee Van Cleef, Yul Brynner, the Irish-y fella with a moustache, Kirk Douglas.

Pedant Attack: Are you going to just leave litter where the beaches were? Regarding Bexy's original post - frankly everyone's skint right now - I admire your intention, but you need to highlight why your charity is 'speshal', more 'speshal' than any other one. We're all shafted financially speaking, and frankly, I don't give a tinker's toss about animals which we'd eat if we'd have to (and vice versa).

Like the person said two months ago, this is similar to my kitchen also. Is that a gloss worktop? (B&Q?) If so, do you get irritated by how easily scratched they are? Have you ever tried fixing a scratch on this worktop? On my (similar worktop), even moving a breakfast bowl leaves a scratch. Mind you, did put a fish tank on it as well and that put a 12 inch gouge in it. This should be on the 'Interior Design' forum, I know.

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This is a Travelodge I believe. I don't think I'l be staying in one again.

I was one step away from betting on a 9-0 victory after surman scored (via ManU radio game). Yet another pound saved. Why do I get click sounds all the time now - is Saintsweb reading my mind? Do people who spell 'defence' as 'defense' say 'deee-fence'? Do they also say 'off-ence' instead of 'forwards'? We'll do alright, don't worry. Cheers XXX

How should it be pronounced? I'm mostly Haulfords, sometimes Hal (rhymes with Al) fords. Don't know where I sit with this one, tricky.

Hebrew - Lager Herbrew - Spritzer

Always good to drop some homonymic pedantry in. I've said before that I watched most of my live football under Branfoot's team. I didn't know an awful lot about football, still don't. What I do know is that his was cack.

It's been ripped off for scrap now and left under bricks.

Good post. Talk on the radio yesterday about the end result being a global football roadshow. I can imagine this happening where all the major 'franchises' in the UK effectively leave the country to play abroad. I don't think Saints in the PL would ever have got into this group. Don't know what I'm saying really, basically I'd be happier going to see enthusiastic players doing it to earn a decent living rather than having a big steaming pile of money being the only objective.

Are the dealer prices the cash prices ie not trade-in?

My first love:

What about us poor sods who had the pleasure of going regularly watching Branfoot's team? I do think Beattie was a great Saints player - but one more season would have seen him revered more. We can't forget Crouch and Phillip's contributions either. Tell us more about Phil Boyer - I'm ignorant.