Golac's Iron Gonads

Seen Newcastle fans protest about Pardew at St Mary's and Chelsea fans create a dreadful atmosphere protesting about Benitez at Stamford Bridge, we hammered Newcastle and came from 2 down to draw at Chelsea. I don't like protests unless it involves staying away (what I'm doing currently and it isn't hard) or is booing at the end of another dire performance. Anything before the game or during doesn't help the team at all. I also want Pellegrino gone but I also want us to stay up.

Oh that's it bring on the subs in the 92nd minute you utter ****nut

Winning again. Time to drop back and play a little game, when we get possession in defence count how many passes it takes to get over the halfway line, if it's under 10 give yourself a treat.

I clicked link 2 and after closing a load of ads eventually got the stream. We look just the same as ever though so I'd say go make a cake or something instead.

Actually Watford is the nearest ground to where I currently live, old man asked me if I wanted to go this weekend, I declined seeing the chances of any joy/entertainment being remote so he's going with my sister instead. Before the draw I said hope we get a home tie against someone crap as I'll venture down for my first game of the season and fish and chips (the real attraction) and shaft my anus with a match day programme we get bloody Watford and I've committed to it. God damn you all to hell!

Dream draw as we'll be able to show a reaction after this weekend's loss to them.

Bloody snowflake millennials

Ideal scenario would be he plays an absolute blinder for 85 minutes then an innocuous challenge leaves him out for 10-16 months.

tell you something I believe, we'll lose to Fulham.

got us at 28-1 for relegation before we signed Lemina and Hoedt based on how badly we finished the last season. If you can't score you're in trouble and we did nothing to rectify that. Can already cash out for 200% profit. Stuck another bit on when we hit 15-1 after 6 easy games we didn't win.

blow it all on Japanese porn stars

I'm looking forward to all the bad karma emanating from many Saints fans hitting his right ACL in about mid January.

Should be building the attack (team) around Boufal but barely plays him. Get out of here scouse git.

They're just dishing out their secret santas.

I will be captaining Kane in my fantasy team.

That's naughty, not impressed

You talking about your predictions of 17th over the seasons when we finished 8th, 7th and 6th?

Last post so I'll just say Yoshi player of the season, one of the few that bloody cares out there. Just before their 2nd goal he was the only bloke t run the length of the pitch to chase down the counter and cleared an almost certain goal, which they still scored from the ensuing corner.Now he rises like a salmon at the far post to thump in a header only for snidey get Tadic to brush his foot on it and claim the goal. Viva Yoshida!

Pellegrino had the same look Hodgson had against Iceland when he realised he'd just put Jack Wilshere on to rescue the game

reckon a Van Dijk straight red would give him time off til after christmas and that January move.Mr Vardy you are a brave man if you get within 4 yrds of him, though the effort VVD is putting in I don't think he's been that close to a Leicester forward all evening

Not blaming Hoedt for that. I want to know who was the central midfielder that passed it back. There were only 2 players between him and forster so he must have had 7 options between him and the Bournemouth goal. But he chose to play it backwards despite having no one on him and ample time to look down field. Absolute tosser whoever it was. No need to go backwards at all and we got punished for such negative play. Looked like it was either davis, ward prowse or romeu

0 (zero)

Not playing too badly, high tempo, high pressing this is the sort of shocking performance I can appreciate

40 seconds in Tadic rolling on floor clutching his thigh, god I love that fella.

I'd love to see the Beeb, Radio and SKY have to report that Southampton haven't turned up literally rather than metaphorically.