Golac's Iron Gonads

Take the fine the F.A will give us and just don't even bother turning up. If possible get a doctor's note and throw a sicky and start preparing for the Everton game.

A keeper much maligned here. Unfairly I thought and I often said I fancied him to become a good keeper. But many said he didn't save shots, positioning was all wrong and he used the wrong hand to save with. Well he's got his chance against Palace today and I'll be watching keenly to see how he's progressed. Relevant given our current goalkeeping incumbent.

I'd say our squad is weaker than the one Adkins had in his brief time as our manager in this division. We've sold the soul of our club (Fonte, Lambert, Schneiderlin, Lallana) thought we were being clever by replacing them but ended up with a team of players who view us as a stepping stone. I feel nothing for any of our current squad, only feel pity for Gabbiadini and actively dislike more of them than I did when we were struggling season on season back in the 90s. We're in trouble and really could go down, but if it meant building a team of players who felt something for their team mates or even the club I'd take it again.

Just popped back to say Saints have scored 9 goals all season. Peter Crouch has scored 3 in 153 minutes of football this season.

Seen enough, hope we win. Got more constructive things to do than watch that though.

My highlight so far is when Targett had a throw in half way into the Brighton half and threw it back to the center back Stephens. It's that sort of match turning moment inspiration that'll see him promoted into the first team tout suite

The point is that I don't believe those teams are worse than us. Of the teams listed as being worse than us we have only managed to beat 3 of them in 8 games, and all rather fortuitously. Even the draws against these teams apparently weaker than Saints didn't see us producing any stellar football. And you can throw in a loss against one of the teams.

You really believe that? Palace got a 1-0 victory against a team that have since sacked their manager and replaced him with an experienced one (though complete tosser) Bournemouth Swansea drew at home to them 0-0 West Ham scraped a 3-2 home win with 2 pens West Brom wonder goal snatched the win 1-0 Stoke lost 2-1 away Huddersfield drew 0-0 away Brighton 1-1 away and only looked like one winner in the 2nd half and it wasn't us. Everton Leicester Newcastle drew 2-2 at home had to come back twice We will be in the bottom 5 come the end of January

One touch football, anyone remember it? Brighton do, yet we need 3 touches and a look around before we make every pass. So dull to watch.And Brighton won't sneak it, that implies an element of luck will have been involved.

"Do not run! The stadium is surrounded by police" Hilarious, I don't think it's surrounded by police on a bloody match day. I'm amazed they didn't take a ball with them and that no one took a dump in the center circle. Kids today bloody useless!

saddened by Lovren's substitution it's been 30 minutes of comedy gold. Look forward to him claiming it was an injury that led to him being pulled after half an hour, despite him sitting on the bench and receiving no treatment at all.

That result up at a depleted Stoke gets worse with every game they play since. 2-0 down at home to Bournemouth after 18 minutes

yoshida to cedric to lemina to Van dijk to bertrand to romeu to bertrand to Yoshida to lemina to cedric to romeu 'kin awful all those one touch drills they do in the warm up are they completely pointless? 3 posts and out that more points than we'll get in the next 6 weeks

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Whoever our center backs are they will have the most touches and highest pass completion percentage and everything they do will be in our own half. Not my problem though as I'll be cleaning the kitchen and if I finish that by 5:45pm I'll happily make a start on the bathroom. Saints = steaming pile

Thank you very much. Always nice to find some humour here.

Maybe Stoke will score us an O.G. I'm done with this and am going to watch a game that involves fantasy team interests. Shame on you Saints.

Are we currently the most boring team to watch for the neutral (and fan) in this league?

Brickhill sounds like a rough part of London.

I hope those going and the Palace fans give Hodgson the welcome he deserves on his triumphant return to English football after leading the national team to a 2-1 defeat against Iceland which wasn't even his most serious crime* *Wilshere not only being named in the squad but actually getting on the pitch against Iceland

Forget it people. We are going down and this game will be one that clouds the sky above even the most optimistic Saints fans. My advice (feel free to offer yours to me) 1: Get money on Saints to be relegated before this game currently around 25/1 2: Don't waste anymore time watching this mess. During those 6 hours I could have read The Great Gatsby and still had time left for Brave New World or watched the entire first season of Rick and Morty and had time to listen to every Beatles album released after 1965. 3: Take up another sport. Archery is fantastic or the american football season has just started. Anyway 1-0 Palace (Benteke 68') Doesn't matter who starts.

Shake it Les, shake it! In and out, turn around. Get your whole self in! You're doing the Okey Dokey.

Being a sad Doctor Who fan I can tell you the BBC wiped a lot of video up until the mid 70s. The stuff that exists in black and white was usually returned from overseas sales from countries that didn't yet have colour and we're lucky to have that still exist.

We do not. We have the same starting 11 as finished last season so woefully. With the possible addition of a CB and DM who have never played in the U.K. and are very much an unknown quantity. Putting a lot of pressure on Lemina and Hoedt.