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Right back done. Sign up Clyne and it becomes our strongest position! (However unlikely). 2 in, no outs. I like that. There will be "outs" of course, but it cushions the blow when we sign people first. Keeper, striker, Clyne replacement, (I.e. A second right back) Toby replacement, Morgan replacement and we're done IMO.

Anyone heard of her? She's the Venezualan TV host that strips off live on telly when Venezuela win, amongst other things. She did it recently too. The video is easily found online, I won't link it lest I set off a few pacemakers amongst the forum seniors. :-) So I wondered, which TV stars would you like to see losing their clothes live on telly? I'm thinking Sue Barker keeps herself well maintained.

Ah good. Me can now chill out wit a fatty. (Weed not wife.)

So hearing it's us or Stoke? Surely the Fonte factor helps?

His name makes me think of Home Alone 2.

Decent fixture list. Might be able to make a few more games this year! Tricky run in though. If I thought we were relegation fodder I'd not look forward to a great escape!

...or panic re-sign Glen Johnson on a free...

You lie, I have you know Osvaldo nutted Fonte because of something derogatory Jose put about him on SWF. (The above may not be true.)

We have a lot of comedians on SWF! :-D Welcome to club Juanmi. I know nothing of your talent but look forward to finding out. One thing sticks out though - at just £5 odd million this is a very low risk transfer in today's market. (A la Mayuka. :-) )

A good player who's had a decent season at West Ham. (And is arguably better now than Chambers.) After all we do need 2 right backs...

I reckon he'll sign for Newcastle. They've been making the most noise re:Austin and it seems a decent fit. Still that's a lot of money for Ashley to part with, but they need to make positive moves after the season they've just experienced. My biggest question is whether McClaren has some sort of clause in his contract that means he can't sign Derby players. I shouldn't think so, what with Derby sacking him, and that might mean the likes of Will Hughes could find a place in the Premier League sooner than he thinks.

****ing Alonso tapping our players up... ;-) http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/james-wardprowse-i-had-to-tell-hero-xabi-alonso-who-i-was-when-i-met-him-10323400.html

Easy games at the start and end of the season please and tough games in the middle. That way we can make early headway in the league but whatever the situation we find ourselves in at the end we have a few easier games to fall back on. Norwich home first please.

That'd be a decent, well priced start to the window. Though fans of other clubs will be all like "who?"

...and a fully fit Gallagher and an eager Seager for squad depth.

That laptop bag is a thief's wet dream. Happy Anniversary Ron, and for helping us believe that there is life after death. (Or something less dramatic and more suited to football.)

That Mirror article says Clyne got one minute of game time. Wasn't he subbed on around the 85th minute before the Rooney goal?

Vilhena? Stekelenberg? Argh, it's the waiting that kills.

Would be a decent transfer for £5 million if it happens. Looking forward to the other 9 players we bring in this summer.

Meh, the name works!

The poor bastard would be ripped to shreds in this country with a name like Sven Bender! I mean seriously, the poor little blighter, having to live with the same name as Goran Eriksson! Football fans can be cruel.

Idiakez, Falque, I think we had a player called Jacinta Ela Elene or something that was Spanish. Oh, and the one we already have on our books that is masquerading as English - Jay Rodriguez! ;-)

I can't get a season ticket, so it suits me.

She'd be useful if you get bum hole itch. Freakishly long fingers do a similar job, but occasionally if the fingernail is too long, it can cause ruptures. Tongues are smoother, hence less pain can be caused. (The same can be applied to ear wax cleaning, athletes foot, and peehole itch.)

Surely Clyne wants more than just to go to Liverpool? Yeah yeah they're a bigger name than us in World football and have a couple of better players, but is that really a step up at the moment? United I could understand as they have Champions League. It can only be a money thing if he goes to Liverpool. I'd find it quite funny if Liverpool were the only team in for him and he signed a new contract with us instead.