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If anyone's struggling it's Arsenal. Before I went on holiday in June they were "close" to signing Higuain. That's still not complete. Sanogo is a decent free transfer but when media reports state that Wenger has a big budget to play with, and they haven't signed anyone for money, Arsenal fans must be spitting blood.

I for one hope we don't sell Gaston. Contrary to his indifferent season he's still a talented young individual and he'll be important to us this coming season if we want to realise our ambitions of a top ten finish. That said if it's for a profit, and we replace him PROPERLY with a couple of quality attacking options, I wouldn't be completely against the decision. As it stands though, one more attacking midfielder (and of course one more striker) and I'd be completely chuffed with our attacking options. Any other signings would be a bonus - for instance we're still a tad light in defence, but not so bad we can't cope until January.

This lot can afford seats for their team photo, have a half decent stand and have stripes on their shirts. They're clearly an upgrade on Llagostera. :-) (Covers all bases lest we lose.)

Villas Boas IMO, with Bale to follow him. I don't rate him, but Mancini wouldn't be a bad shout for Barca either, and wouldn't cost them anything.

In their secret past, 19 years ago in fact, Tokyo and Bearsy had a baby girl together. She now looks like this...

Bearsy going for a dip in the sea

Wow. Didn't see that coming...

I didn't think 'leaving your new spouse for an hour' was a wedding ritual...

If you ask me, I think our mascot doesn't say a lot about our team. We're the Saints - we should have Saint Christopher, patron Saint of travellers and children, as our mascot. I wonder whether they'd buy a new Sammy Saint mascot outfit or whether you'd have to put up with the collective stink of the previous occupants farts, sweat, urine and breath... (oh, and if one of you know the previous occupant of said mascot uniform, which you probably do, then I'm just guessing. This is based on a penguin mascot uniform I bought and wore on my wedding day as a surprise to my wife, which despite only being worn once absolutely reeked afterwards. And no, I did not use it for wedding night sex games either.)

One would assume you'd have to be CRB checked lest you were a fiddy kiddler in the past? That's just common sense.

I doubt the costume is big enough...

Found this. Still don't know much about him. Coming up with a chant for him would be lols though. http://hereisthecity.com/2013/07/17/five-facts-about-southampton-target-kennedy-igboananike/

I'd love that if I could commit to every home game! Not sure my Gangnam Style is good enough though... A good chance for someone to make a bell end of themselves without anyone knowing who they are. (akin to posting guff on an internet messageboard.)

I always thought Bearsy was pronounced Bare Zee. Like a naked letter Z. Like this:

I'd take 17th if it were offered now.

Davis? He was a useful signing.

One hopes that next season they're good enough to walk on water.

Shame. This would have been a good signing long term. Still, onwards and upwards.

Is that the same Halfredsson that was a youngster at Spurs? If so he used to do me a decent job on FM2006 for Saints when he was usually released at the end of the first season. There, that's my knowledge of him!

He made a video?

Well I was so concerned I chopped the big bugger off. Hasn't happened since.

I reckon he has posters torn. Mind you those who have him on ignore will be baffled by this thread.

Something about you. There, I said it. Ok... I was once so busting for a wee that went I went it gave me painful stomach cramps for two days. Don't hold it in kids.

The last poster on 10, that's TEN, threads on the first page of the main board. Surely that's deserving of some kind of award?