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I do, though I'm not sure why - I just always have.

I am nigh on addicted to coffee, the stronger the better, and love my Americanos from Costa or wherever. Where I work, we have a Nero, and while their coffee isn't so good, I was regularly visiting them to get my caffeine fix. Some days I was going there three times a day - and while we get discount, it still adds up to a LOT of money. Now, I make a flask of coffee at home in the morning (or afternoon dependent on shift) using my Krupps filter coffee machine, and take that in. The flask keeps it hot for about six hours and it's lovely coffee. My mum shops at Costco, and she supplies me with the filter papers and a massive tin of Columbian filter coffee, which costs about £11 and lasts for ages. Ironically, when I moved in with my missus three years ago, my mum gave me this Krupps coffee machine (that also makes Espresso barista style) that she'd had for a while, and went out and bought a very expensive replacement that grinds its own beans as well as making the coffee, (Cuisinart I think, although it doesn't make Espresso), and both parents maintain that the coffee it makes isn't as good as the machine they gave me. (Probably explains the number of times they visit...) It looks a bit like this, but it a lot older, dirtier (now!) and the other way around:

I didn't specify home or away, I merely stated that Ipswich are a good side who we dicked, thus stating my theory that perhaps we raise our game against the big boys. Even Derby and West Ham in recent weeks, two teams close to the top of the table as our rivals, we've played well against.

Against Brum, against Forest, and against Ipswich, three good sides, I thought we'd struggle, and we dicked 'em. As much as we're all concerned about this Middlesborough game, I just reckon we'll **** 'em! Disclaimer: I may be wrong.

I'd love to draw them in the FA Cup 3rd round and for them to go unbeaten until then. Beat them and it'd sandwich their year nicely. (Although didn't they technically lose in the most important game of their 2011?)

There's a new LoveFilm advert out with the song "Higher Love" on it, the original was done by Steve Winwood which was up tempo and generally good, but I love the new slow, haunting version sung my James Vincent McMorrow. I don't much care about adverts, but this song was so good I had to google it.

Who's your dad, Cain or Abel?

One of those birds was tasty, not that I'd waggle my winky anywhere near her bits.

Pass, but yours is '00'.

Big hothead, could disrupt a settled camp. Has a very inconsistant goalscoring record which is why I think he was converted to a midfielder. We need a striker, not a midfielder, hence no thanks. (Would be expensive too.) On a pros and cons list, there's far too many cons.

I'm sure the girlfriend'll be cool about it - it's the wife you'll really have trouble with!

FFS I too would have been at this game had it fallen on the Saturday but cannot make the Monday due to work commitments. FFS.

...or provides a handy salt lick for the cat.

If it weren't for De Ridder, I do think Forte would've seen more game time this season as our pacy impact sub, but I maintain that we're still a striker short, even with Barnard now coming back. This would be the area I'd most like to see us strengthen in January, as Connolly is 34 now and won't be around for ever.

If I were married to Katy Perry, there'd be no need for masturbation!

Full team please. Davis, Richardson, Fonte, Jos, Fox, Guly, Deano, Cork, Chaplow, Lambert, Connolly. Subs: Bart, Martin, Morgan, Lallana, De Ridder. THIS is the game that matters - a six point gap or seperated by goal difference - that is a MASSIVE incentive to win this match. Fingers crossed Lallana is ready to have a cameo in this one.

I forgot to do the predo. :-( Makes my ten points from the Reading game seem moot. Whatever the Palace fans were singing at us, I really don't care. This was a trial for the youngsters and fringe players. We're out of the biggest obstruction in our season. Good.

I bet Butterfield is relishing playing against his former team - anyone know what kind of reception he's getting? I think they liked him - for his hattrick more than anything I reckon!

T'internet has some great nun pictures, but not only are they NSFW, they're NSFSWF.

One day, I'll be able to log into Saints PLayer before the ruddy 15 minute mark! Come on Saints! It makes a change to see a new team play for us! A lot of pace in that team though - and creativity too. Whilst we could win this, the defence worries me. Not that for a second Martin and Cork would let us down. Midfield looks good to me.

Sitting in the lap of luxury on that coach. Jealous. I wish National Express had SSN.

An under-replied to subject. Could I keep my winkle, or would I have have to substitute it for the Vag? If I could keep my winkle, and make it interlock with the vag, then I would choose that. If not, then big boobs please - then I'd whack the old dress on, bang on a blonde wig, and pop off to Soho.