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All 3 are good strikers, just because they haven't gelled before doesn't mean they won't in L1. I'd personally keep John and Greg. Saga's made it clear if wants out.

I hope so! I bloody love signings!

Surely Mourinho has shafted Barcelona with this deal? He's getting Eto'o plus £38 million in exchange for Zlatan! Good business by Inter surely?

I see Al Bangura of Watford is on a free. Wants fresh challenge. Could do a job, gritty midfielder, difficult life, only 21.

I need to see reliable Saws before i get excited about this.

20 goals this season and I'll agree. :-0

With Pardew in place, 10 new signings and two weeks of proper training behind them, I think we'll start the new season just fine.

I'm looking forward to ANY signings tbf. I'm nearly permanently glued to SSN when not at work for updates!

Not dissatisfied with this. I'd like to see Rasiak or John stay, but aside from that it's good to see the older deadwood depart for sunnier climes.

I've not smoked for ten days now, and quit cold turkey. That said, I only smoked about 5 a day, so had an easier job on my hands that someone that smoked a packet a day.

The prize is a night with Lisa Riley. You cannot return her when you find out she has chylamidia, crabs and swine flu.

I love a good sweepstake, so how many players do you think Pardew will bring in before the end of the transfer window? That's nearly six weeks, one per week on average, so i'll say Six.

Pleased with this. I wanted a young manager for the long term but with experience. Pardew fits this. Good Luck to him, let's start signing players and winning games!

I'm a Lee Evans fan, the missus loves Peter Kay. Mustard mit I did watch his Doovde the other day and laughed. Of the new breed, I like Jason Manford off 8 out of 10 Cats, Russell Howard from Mock the Week, and currently a big fan of Michael McIntyre.

Bet that hotel was ****ed at the state of their walls. Schumacher isn't the real Stig anyway, he was there because the ferrari fxx raced for it's lap time belongs to him. Ergo he raced his own car, just dressed as the Stig.

Jealously is an ugly virtue! We also get uniform worth about £500 a year.

Tube drivers get about 42k a year, Supervisors get about 32-40k depending on status and location, SAMF's (me) get approx 29k a year, and CSA's get about 23k. I hear they'll be applying for new CSA's later in the year too. Stupid.

Yup, I was on Strike, but only because I was being loyal to the union that I belong to. I didn't actually agree with what we were trying to achieve. The RMT turned down, what I believe, to be a pretty good deal that LUL had presented us with, with a pay rise every year for 5 years, irrespective of inflation or deflation. I also didn't agree with a 48 hour strike. If we're going to strike, 24 hours makes exactly the same point without docking the members 2 days pay. In all honestly, I had a good two days off. I got to watch the football with beer, which is something I couldn't have done as I was on late shifts. I am considering switching to the TSSA union though, the less militant of the three unions. For all who struggled I apologise. I got flack from my sister too! I'm actually happy with my pay. Yes, we are unskilled workers and do get paid a fair bit for our jobs, but I'd actually prefer to not do shiftwork and earn 10k less. I've all but lost my social life thanks to this damn job! Irrespective of a pay rise, I'd just like to know my job is safe for the long term.

Finally we have a trophy we can win. Or perhaps not.

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Brentford. Close to home and I've got a couple of Brentford supporting mates.

I doubt he'd play for us in League One. If he failed to lower his wage demands, I'd still expect to see him go back out on loan, with Saints funding part of his wages. Seems to be the only way of avoiding paying his full wages if we can't sell him,.

Breakfast is for wimps. I never eat breakfast, just a quick cup of caffeine suffices usually. Shift work doesn't help.

488 **** yeah